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The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it.
- Oscar Wilde

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When I was young, I thought that money was the most important thing in life - now that I am old, I know that it is.
- Oscar Wilde

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Undergraduates owe their happiness chiefly to the consciousness that they are no longer at school. The nonsense which was knocked out of them at school is all put gently back at Oxford or Cambridge.
- Max Beerbohm

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The dullard’s envy of brilliant men is always assuaged by the suspicion that they will come to a bad end.
- Max Beerbohm

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Most women are not so young as they are painted.
- Max Beerbohm

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It is not the going out of the port, but the coming in, that determines the success of a voyage.
- Henry Ward Beecher

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The dog was created especially for children. He is the God of frolic.
- Henry Ward Beecher

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Some people are so dry that you might soak them in a joke for a month and it would not get through their skins.
- Henry Ward Beecher

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Greatness lies not in being strong, but in the right use of strength.
- Henry Ward Beecher

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Marriage is not a word, it is a sentence.
- Unknown

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A man in love is incomplete until he has married - then he’s finished.
- Zsa Zsa Gabor

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I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
- Rita Rudner

Translation from British English

This is pure effin brill! The British are masters of understatements and subtle irony, and we more literal minded squareheads up north (and down on the continent too) can really use this translation.

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The dread of loneliness is greater than the fear of bondage, so we get married.
- Cyril Connolly

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Marriage is give and take. You’d better give it to her or she’ll take it anyway.
- Joey Adams

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Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and through the nose of the gentleman.
- Herbert Spencer

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Two fri... ehm, acquaintances of mine got married Sunday in New York, so this week will be devoted to marriage quotes...

Marriage is a wonderful invention. But, then again, so is the bicycle repair kit.
- Billy Connolly

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So many gods, so many creeds
So many paths that wind and wind
While just the art of being kind
Is all the sad world needs.
- Ella Wheeler Wilcox

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We know what happens to people who stay in the middle of the road. They get run over.
- Aneurin Bevan

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I love children, especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away.
- Nancy Mitford

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For every credibility gap, there is a gullibility fill.
- Richard Clopton

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Literature should not be surpressed merely because it affects the moral code of the censor.
- William Orville Douglas

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A wise and frugal government, which shall restrain men from injuring one another, which shall leave them otherwise free to regulate their own pursuits of industry and improvement, and shall not take from the mouth of labor the bread it has earned. This is the sum of good government.
- Thomas Jefferson

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When bad men combine, the good must associate; else they will fall one by one.
- Edmund Burke

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I’ll publish, right or wrong: Fools are my theme, let satire be my song.
- Lord Byron

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When people agree with me I always feel that I must be wrong.
- Oscar Wilde

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It is morally as bad not to care whether a thing is true or not, so long as it makes you feel good, as it is not to care how you got your money as long as you have got it.
- Edmund Way Teale

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Not everything that is faced can be changed. But nothing can be changed until it is faced.
- James Arthur Baldwin

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A great many open minds should be closed for repairs.
- Toledo Blade

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We're a planet of nearly six billion ninnies living in a civilization that was designed by a few thousand amazingly smart deviants.
- Scott Adams

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To insist on strength ... is not war-mongering. It is peace-mongering.
- Barry Goldwater

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Life is one long process of getting tired.
- Samuel Butler