Monday, November 30, 2015

Quote of the Day

On Monday mornings I am dedicated to the proposition that all men are created jerks.
- H. Allen Smith

Sunday, November 29, 2015

Quote of the Day

Say what you will about the sweet miracle of unquestioning faith, I consider a capacity for it terrifying and absolutely vile.
- Kurt Vonnegut

Saturday, November 28, 2015

Quote of the Day

You can get a lot more done with a kind word and a gun, than with a kind word alone.
- Al Capone

Friday, November 27, 2015

Quote of the Day

Politics is perhaps the only profession for which no profession is necessary.
- Robert Louis Stevenson

Thursday, November 26, 2015

Quote of the Day

Feeling good about government is like looking on the bright side of any catastrophe. When you quit looking on the bright side, the catastrophe is still there.
- P. J. O’Rourke

Wednesday, November 25, 2015

Quote of the Day

We all agree that your theory is crazy, but is it crazy enough?
- Niels Bohr to Albert Einstein

Tuesday, November 24, 2015

Quote of the Day

To tax the larger incomes at a higher percentage than the smaller, is to lay a tax on industry and economy; to impose a penalty on people for having worked harder and saved more than their neighbors.
- John Stuart Mill

Monday, November 23, 2015

Quote of the Day

Blushing is the color of virtue.
- Diogenes

Sunday, November 22, 2015

Quote of the Day

We don’t devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.
- Bill Watterson, American cartoonist "Calvin and Hobbes"

Saturday, November 21, 2015

Quote of the Day

Susie: You’d get a good grade without doing any work.
Calvin: So?
Susie: It’s wrong to get rewards you haven’t earned.
Calvin: I’ve never heard of anyone who couldn’t live with that.
- Bill Watterson, 'Calvin and Hobbes'

Friday, November 20, 2015

Quote of the Day

Heck, what’s a little extortion among friends?
- Bill Watterson, American cartoonist "Calvin and Hobbes"

Thursday, November 19, 2015

Quote of the Day

The real fun of living wisely is that you get to be smug about it.
- Bill Watterson, American cartoonist "Calvin and Hobbes"

Wednesday, November 18, 2015

Quote of the Day

If something is so complicated that you can't explain it in 10 seconds, then it's probably not worth knowing anyway.
- Bill Watterson, American cartoonist "Calvin and Hobbes"

Tuesday, November 17, 2015

Quote of the Day

Some people are pragmatists, taking things as they come and making the best of the choices available. Some people are idealists, standing for principle and refusing to compromise. And some people just act on any whim that enters their heads. I pragmatically turn my whims into principles!
- Bill Watterson, American cartoonist "Calvin and Hobbes"

Monday, November 16, 2015

Quote of the Day

For your information, I’m staying like this, and everyone else can just get used to it! If people don’t like me the way I am, well TOUGH BEANS! It’s a free country! I don’t need anyone’s permission to be the way I want! This is how I am - Take it or leave it!
- Bill Watterson, American cartoonist "Calvin and Hobbes"

Sunday, November 15, 2015

Quote of the Day

The folly of mistaking a paradox for a discovery, a metaphor for a proof, a torrent of verbiage for a spring of capital truths, and oneself for an oracle, is inborn in us.
- Paul Valery

Saturday, November 14, 2015

Quote of the Day

They spell it Vinci and pronounce it Vinchy; foreigners always spell better than they pronounce.
- Mark Twain

Friday, November 13, 2015

Quote of the Day

It is not only the most difficult thing to know one's self, but the most inconvenient.
- Henry Wheeler Shaw

Thursday, November 12, 2015

Quote of the Day

The value of life lies, not in the length of days, but in the use we make of them.
- Michel De Montaigne

Wednesday, November 11, 2015

Quote of the Day

Being a politician is like being a football coach. You have to be smart enough to understand the game and stupid enough to think that it is important.
- Eugene McCarthy

Tuesday, November 10, 2015

Quote of the Day

Let us never negotiate out of fear. But let us never fear to negotiate.
- John F. Kennedy

Monday, November 9, 2015

Quote of the Day

Just because something doesn't do what you planned it to do doesn't mean it's useless.
- Thomas Alva Edison

Sunday, November 8, 2015

Quote of the Day

Better sleep with a sober cannibal than a drunken Christian.
- Herman Melville

Saturday, November 7, 2015

Quote of the Day

I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.
- Winston Churchill

Friday, November 6, 2015

Quote of the Day

Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at.
- Goethe

Thursday, November 5, 2015

Quote of the Day

I've never been hurt by anything I didn't say.
- Calvin Coolidge

Wednesday, November 4, 2015

Quote of the Day

I knew I was on to something because when I went to San Francisco to talk about it everyone said I was mad. So I thought, "Good, it means nobody else is doing it."
- Douglas Adams

Tuesday, November 3, 2015

Quote of the Day

Be wary of strong spirits. It can make you shoot at tax collectors … and miss.
- Robert A. Heinlein

Monday, November 2, 2015

Quote of the Day

The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy.
- Martin Luther King, Jr.

Sunday, November 1, 2015

Quote of the Day

"We're gonna give you a fair trial, followed by a first class hanging."
- Brian Dennehy in "Silverado"