I am my bike's bitch

In a desperate attempt to become healthier I've started using my ancient ergobike. Hauled the big old machine up from the basement today and did a 30 minute stint. Sweat was pouring and there was much wailing and gnashing of teeth, but I made it, though at the end my ass was sorer than any straight man's ass has the right to be. We'll see what comes first - health or a heart attack.