Thursday, February 11, 2016

Quote of the Day

I am always ready to learn, although I do not always like being taught.
- Winston Churchill

Wednesday, February 10, 2016

Quote of the Day

What most persons consider as virtue, after the age of 40 is simply a loss of energy.
- Voltaire

Tuesday, February 9, 2016

Quote of the Day

I believe that man will not merely endure: he will prevail.
- William Faulkner

Monday, February 8, 2016

Quote of the Day

The government’s view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it.
- Ronald Reagan

Sunday, February 7, 2016

Quote of the Day

All religions bear traces of the fact that they arose during the intellectual immaturity of the human race - before it had learned the obligations to speak the truth. Not one of them makes it the duty of its God to be truthful and understandable in his communications.
- Friedrich Nietzsche

Saturday, February 6, 2016

Quote of the Day

A critic is a legless man who teaches running.
- Channing Pollock

Friday, February 5, 2016

Quote of the Day

Our ignorance of history causes us to slander our own times.
- Gustave Flaubert

Thursday, February 4, 2016

Quote of the Day

Being a husband is a whole-time job. That is why so many husbands fail. They cannot give their entire attention to it.
- Arnold Bennet

Wednesday, February 3, 2016

Quote of the Day

There is nothing to writing. All you do is sit down at a typewriter and bleed.
- Ernest Hemingway

Tuesday, February 2, 2016

Quote of the Day

No person is your friend who demands your silence, or denies your right to grow.
- Alice Walker

Monday, February 1, 2016

Quote of the Day

The difference between a politician and a snail is that a snail leaves its slime behind.
- Gerrold’s Pronouncement

Sunday, January 31, 2016

Quote of the Day

The United States is in no sense founded upon the Christian doctrine.
- Treaty with the Algerians under John Adams

Saturday, January 30, 2016

Quote of the Day

With Congress, every time they make a joke it's a law, and every time they make a law it's a joke.
- Will Rogers

Friday, January 29, 2016

Quote of the Day

The man with the best job in the country is the Vice President. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, 'How's the President'?
- Will Rogers

Thursday, January 28, 2016

Quote of the Day

We have the best Congress money can buy.
- Will Rogers

Wednesday, January 27, 2016

Quote of the Day

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.
- Will Rogers

Tuesday, January 26, 2016

Quote of the Day

I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
- Will Rogers

Monday, January 25, 2016

Quote of the Day

The difference between death and taxes is death doesn’t get worse every time Congress meets.
- Will Rogers

Sunday, January 24, 2016

Quote of the Day

God must have had a sense of humor. He gave men a brain and a penis, but only enough blood to operate one of them at a time.
- Scott Barker

Saturday, January 23, 2016

Quote of the Day

If at first you don't succeed, try, and try again. Then give up. There's no sense in being a damned fool about it.
- W. C. Fields

Friday, January 22, 2016

Quote of the Day

One of the annoying things about believing in free will and individual responsibility is the difficulty of finding somebody to blame your problems on. And when you do find somebody, it’s remarkable how often his picture turns up on your driver’s license.
- P.J. O’Rourke

Thursday, January 21, 2016

Quote of the Day

If we would have civilization and the exertion indispensable to its success, we must have property; if we have property, we must have its rights; if we have the rights of property, we must take those consequences of the rights of property, which are inseparable from the rights themselves.
- James Fenimore Cooper

Wednesday, January 20, 2016

Quote of the Day

You cannot shake hands with a clenched fist.
- Indira Gandhi

Tuesday, January 19, 2016

Quote of the Day

You can't depend on your eyes if your imagination is out of focus.
- Mark Twain

Monday, January 18, 2016

Quote of the Day

I read somewhere that 77 per cent of all the mentally ill live in poverty. Actually, I’m more intrigued by the 23 per cent who are apparently doing quite well for themselves.
- Emo Philips

Sunday, January 17, 2016

Quote of the Day

Whores perform the same function as priests, but far more thoroughly.
- Robert Heinlein

Saturday, January 16, 2016

Quote of the Day

My life needs a rewind/erase button.
- Bill Watterson, American cartoonist "Calvin and Hobbes"

Friday, January 15, 2016

Quote of the Day

Collectivism doesn't work because it's based on a faulty economic premise. There is no such thing as a person's 'fair share' of wealth. The gross national product is not a pizza that must be carefully divided because if I get too many slices, you have to eat the box. The economy is expandable and, in any practical sense, limitless.
- P.J. O'Rourke

Thursday, January 14, 2016

Quote of the Day

To a smart girl men are no problem - they're the solution.
- Zsa Zsa Gabor

Wednesday, January 13, 2016

Quote of the Day

A man may learn wisdom even from a foe.
- Aristophanes

Tuesday, January 12, 2016

Quote of the Day

Nothing is more unpleasant than a virtuous person with a mean mind.
- Walter Bagehot