Thursday, February 28, 2013

Quote of the Day

If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs, it's just possible you haven't grasped the situation.
- Jean Kerr

We apologize for the inconvenience...

Due to a soulcrushing lack of travel, this blog has slowly turned into a pure quote machine lately. That was not my intention, so I'mma try to liven things up a bit here. First, the good news... I've finally decided to at least use my time as an unemployed slob to try and lose some weight and get my blood sugar levels under 7.0 again.

Score success on both counts, as I had 6.9 at the doc's yesterday (against 8.9 three monts ago) and weighed in at 112.5 kg this morning. I hope to be back at my lowest in over ten years by reaching the much glorified 106.4 kg, which I attained in September 2011. Yes, money is not the only thing I've squandered these past 18 months...

On the downside I'm now in the market looking for a job. I'm a teacher by training, so that's where I'm looking first, and I've decided to try and go back to my old high school in the fall (I'm desperately looking for their job ads in the local paper every day... they're late). They've got a new principal and are in the process of rebuilding, so maybe things will be better than they were the last few years of my previous employment there. Also, there's nothing like a 3 year break to get the old motivation going again... wheeeeee!

Wednesday, February 27, 2013

Quote of the Day

What we don't need to know for achievement, we need to know for our pleasure. Knowing how things work is the basis for appreciation, and is thus a source of civilized delight.
- William Safire

Tuesday, February 26, 2013

Quote of the Day

Personalization: the automatic tailoring of sites and messages to the individuals viewing them so that we can feel that somewhere there's a piece of software that loves us for who we are.
- David Weinberger

Monday, February 25, 2013

Quote of the Day

Truth never damages a cause that is just.
- Mahatma Gandhi

Sunday, February 24, 2013

Quote of the Day

There once was a time when all people believed in God and the church ruled. This time was called the Dark Ages.
- Richard Lederer

Saturday, February 23, 2013

Quote of the Day

Women love the lie that saves their pride, but never an unflattering truth.
- Gertrude Atherton

Friday, February 22, 2013

Quote of the Day

A free race cannot be born of slave mothers.
- Margaret Sanger

Thursday, February 21, 2013

Quote of the Day

Advertisements contain the only truths to be relied on in a newspaper.
- Thomas Jefferson

Wednesday, February 20, 2013

Quote of the Day

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
- Mark Twain

Tuesday, February 19, 2013

Quote of the Day

I haven’t been wrong since 1961, when I thought I made a mistake.
- Bob Hudson

Monday, February 18, 2013

Quote of the Day

When you're up to your neck in shit, all you can do is sing.
- Samuel Beckett

Sunday, February 17, 2013

Quote of the Day

Christianity teaches you to love your enemies. If you love your enemies, what value does that place on love?
- Marilyn Manson

Saturday, February 16, 2013

Quote of the Day

I believe that every human has a finite number of heartbeats. I don't intend to waste any of mine running around doing exercises.
- Neil Armstrong

Friday, February 15, 2013

Quote of the Day

The history of liberty is a history of the limitation of government power.
- Woodrow Wilson

Thursday, February 14, 2013

Quote of the Day

A lawyer is never entirely comfortable with a friendly divorce, anymore than a good mortician wants to finish his job and then have the patient sit up on the table.
- Jean Kerr

Wednesday, February 13, 2013

Quote of the Day

An error doesn’t become a mistake until you refuse to correct it.
- Orlando A. Battista

Tuesday, February 12, 2013

Quote of the Day

Most people tire of a lecture in 10 minutes; clever people can do it in 5. Sensible people never go to lectures at all.
- Stephen Butler Leacock

Monday, February 11, 2013

Quote of the Day

Whenever he saw a dollar in another man's hand, he took it as a personal grudge, if he couldn't take it any other way.
- O. Henry "The Octopus Marooned"

Sunday, February 10, 2013

Quote of the Day

Nobody knows the age of the human race, but everybody agrees that it is old enough to know better.
- Unknown

Saturday, February 9, 2013

Quote of the Day

Boy, n.: A noise with dirt on it.
- Unknown

Friday, February 8, 2013

Quote of the Day

After all is said and done, a lot more is usually said than done.
- Unknown

Thursday, February 7, 2013

Quote of the Day

A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
- Unknown

Wednesday, February 6, 2013

Quote of the Day

Anyone who uses the phrase "easy as taking candy from a baby" has never tried taking candy from a baby.
- Unknown

Tuesday, February 5, 2013

Quote of the Day

If all the envy in the world could be converted to energy, it would more than exceed its known oil reserves.
- Unknown

Monday, February 4, 2013

Quote of the Day

The woman cries before the wedding; the man after.
- Unknown

Sunday, February 3, 2013

Quote of the Day

God is a man. That’s why he doesn’t listen and never phones back.
- Jo Brand

Saturday, February 2, 2013

Quote of the Day

They who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night.
- Edgar Allan Poe

Friday, February 1, 2013

Quote of the Day

One reason I don't drink is that I want to know when I am having a good time.
- Nancy Astor