Friday, November 30, 2012

Quote of the Day

Every man over forty is a scoundrel.
- George Bernhard Shaw

Thursday, November 29, 2012

Quote of the Day

You know when you've read a good book when you turn the last page and feel a little as if you have lost a friend.
- Paul Sweeney

Wednesday, November 28, 2012

Quote of the Day

She was nothing more than a mere good-tempered, civil and obliging young woman; as such we could scarcely dislike her, she was only an object of contempt.
- Jane Austen

Tuesday, November 27, 2012

Quote of the Day

A kleptomaniac is a person who helps himself because he can't help himself.
- Henry Morgan

Monday, November 26, 2012

Quote of the Day

Over-seriousness is a warning sign for mediocrity and bureaucratic thinking. People who are seriously committed to mastery and high performance are secure enough to lighten up.
- Michael Gelb

Sunday, November 25, 2012

Quote of the Day

If lightning is the anger of the gods the gods are concerned mostly with trees.
- Lao Tse

Saturday, November 24, 2012

Quote of the Day

Don't be so humble, you're not that great.
- Golda Meir

Friday, November 23, 2012

Quote of the Day

You campaign in poetry. You govern in prose.
- Mario Cuomo

Thursday, November 22, 2012

Quote of the Day

I like to browse in occult bookshops if for no other reason than to refresh my commitment to science.
- Heinz Pagels

Wednesday, November 21, 2012

Quote of the Day

Every exit is an entry somewhere else.
- Tom Stoppard

Tuesday, November 20, 2012

Quote of the Day

It is easier to be a lover than a husband for the simple reason that it is more difficult to be witty every day than to say pretty things from time to time.
- Honoré de Balzac

Monday, November 19, 2012

Quote of the Day

There are always two people in every picture: the photographer and the viewer.
- Ansel Adams

Sunday, November 18, 2012

Quote of the Day

Truth does not demand belief. Scientists do not join hands every Sunday, singing, "yes, gravity is real! I will have faith! I will be strong! I believe in my heart that what goes up, up, up must come down, down. down. Amen!" If they did, we would think they were pretty insecure about it.
- Dan Barker

Saturday, November 17, 2012

Quote of the Day

One should forgive one's enemies, but not before they are hanged.
- Heinrich Heine

Friday, November 16, 2012

Insanity

Remember the incident where I got reamed in the ass last August? Some woman in a jeep/SUV plowed into the back of my car in Oregon, and I had to change vehicles north of Eureka, even though all that was wrong was the safety belt had twisted itself and there was a small dent in the back bumper... yeah, that incident.

I got word from her insurance guy yesterday that he'd cut a check to Hertz for almost 12,000 dollars. They had totaled the vehicle for that little dent. My head is spinning with the sheer insanity of it. The insurance agent agreed, but according to him new parts were so expensive they would cost more than the car was worth. I wonder how much that poor woman's insurance premium has gone up after the incident.

For your viewing pleasure - the dent that wrecked a perfectly good Jetta:
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Quote of the Day

Consistency requires you to be as ignorant today as you were a year ago.
- Bernard Berenson

Thursday, November 15, 2012

Quote of the Day

The only people who say worse things about politicians than reporters do are other politicians.
- Andy Rooney

Wednesday, November 14, 2012

Quote of the Day

I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them.
- Isaac Asimov

Tuesday, November 13, 2012

Quote of the Day

You know, a lot of girls go out with me just to further their careers ... damn anthropologists.
- Emo Phillips

Monday, November 12, 2012

Quote of the Day

Govern a great nation as you would cook a small fish. Do not overdo it.
- Lao Tzu

Sunday, November 11, 2012

Quote of the Day

I contemplate with sovereign reverence that act of the whole American people which declared that their legislature should 'make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof,' thus building a wall of separation between Church and State.
- Thomas Jefferson

Saturday, November 10, 2012

Quote of the Day

It could probably be shown by facts and figures that the only distinctly native American criminal class is Congress.
- Mark Twain

Friday, November 9, 2012

Quote of the Day

America was not built on fear. America was built on courage, on imagination, and unbeatable determination to do the job at hand.
- Harry S. Truman

Thursday, November 8, 2012

Quote of the Day

We Americans live in a nation where the medical-care system is second to none in the world, unless you count maybe 25 or 30 little scuzzball countries like Scotland that we could vaporize in seconds if we felt like it.
- Dave Barry

Wednesday, November 7, 2012

Quote of the Day

In America, we have a lot of freedoms. One of these is the freedom to burn the flag. But we also have the freedom to own guns. And if you try to burn my flag, I'll shoot ya!
- Johnny Cash

Tuesday, November 6, 2012

Quote of the Day

In an American election, there are no losers, because whether or not our candidates are successful, the next morning we all wake up as Americans.
- John Kerry

Monday, November 5, 2012

Quote of the Day

Whatever America hopes to bring to pass in the world must first come to pass in the heart of America.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower

Reykjavik

I've been taking pics from Reykjavik, but haven't posted any as I knew I'd be taking them all the way until we left today. I've also included about half a dozen pics of the Blue Lagoon, which I didn't go into for fear of getting harpooned.

All pics.

I believe this statue is of Ingolfur Arnarson, the first permanent settler on Iceland. Ingolfur was kicked out of Norway for participating in a blood feud.
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Not sure what is here today, but on an old picture in a cafe the structure housed a small shop.
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Heh. Næsti bar. It's pronounced just like "nasty". We ate in several "næsti" subways and had lots of immature fun with that. The word actually means "next".
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They have some nice, old buildings here, but I wouldn't recommend Reykjavik for the architecture.
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One of the main shopping streets.
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A Christmas display to compete with the worst in America.
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You can see the Hallgrim's Church pretty much everywhere in Reykjavik. Very practical.
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The very special lava landscape around the Blue Lagoon.
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Vivek and Siri risking death by harpoon.
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Sunday, November 4, 2012

Quote of the Day

There are only two occasions when Americans respect privacy, especially in Presidents. Those are prayer and fishing.
- Herbert Hoover

Saturday, November 3, 2012

Armannsfell

After the waterfall, we decided to drive towards the huge mountain plateau of the National Park, but we only got a couple of kilometers down the road before a big information board told us we had to go back; rental cars had no insurance up in the highlands. We did get in a few nice pics of the mountain right in front of us, which I believe is called Armannsfell.

All pics.

This mountain wanted us dead, of that I am sure.
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Siri said that whenever she saw a big, snowcapped mountain like this, she was filled with gratitude that she was not on it.
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It was a sentiment I shared.
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The sign banishing us from the mountain.
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Quote of the Day

Democracy is a process by which people are free to choose the man who will get the blame.
- Laurence Peter

Öxararfoss

The time has finally come for pictures of the actual waterfall Öxararfoss, which flows with water from the river Öxara. Again, this river comes from the American tectonic plate and falls into a lake on the Eurasian tectonic plate (the previously mentioned Thingvallavatn). My head is spinning at the thought of it all. It is not a very big waterfall, but it is absolutely stunning in all its wintery prettiness, Have a looksee.

All pics here.

Sho, sho purdy.
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View downstream.
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So damn nice.
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The higher fall. Note the pretty icicles.
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Close up of the lower fall.
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Lava rocks wrapped up in pretty, white clothing.
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Lava rocks on the banks.
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Walking between continents

After the visitor center, we drove on and very soon came to a sign for Öxararfoss, a place I'd read was possibly the best to see the rift between the continents. Allow me to elaborate a little more about this rift. Iceland is relatively young in a geological perspective; a mere 17 million years. It is made up of matter that has come out of the rift between the European and the North American tectonic plates over millions of years, and this rift goes through the whole country; it sort of straddles the two plates. In the area around Thingvellir it's very visible and probably nowhere more so than at Öxararfoss (axe falls).

Iceland is growing by a few millimeters every year, as earthquakes keep tearing the two continents apart and the area around Thingvellir is hit by minor quakes quite frequently. I am given to understand that it is a rather invigorating experience to stand between the continents when such a quake takes place (read: I'd soil myself with terror). In the following are pics from my walk to and from the waterfall, where you can see lots of cool canyon stuff. This island cries out for more movies!

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Overview of the whole 1 km walk to the waterfall.
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View down the first canyon. That's Europe to the left and America to the right.
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View back up the first canyon.
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View of canyon number two. Again, Europe to the left and America to the right.
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The very edge of the American continent rising up out of the ground. I'm getting goosebumps as I write this.
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The last stretch to the waterfall is a wooden walkway through a third canyon.
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In the middle of the picture sits a grouse. This is back at the first canyon.
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I have no idea why the Icelanders put fences around their vast mountain areas. If anyone is so fucking stupid as to wander out there without taking the necessary precautions, it's Darwin's will, good people.
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Thingvellir National Park

Saturday has mostly been spent in or near Thingvellir National Park. As mentioned previously, we drove up there on Thursday but the weather was so bad we couldn't see anything, and decided to return to Reykjavik. Today has been windy but visibility has been a lot better, as you will see. First, some pics from the area around the Visitor Center.

All pics here.

Thingvellir. On this plain, the early Icelanders would gather in summer to debate and vote. The Icelanders claim it's the oldest Parliament in the world.
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This is where Europe (right) meets America (left). Iceland is made of stuff coming up from the deep where the two tectonic plates meet. I get goosebumps just thinking about it.
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Me almost being blown over by the hurricane strength wind. A Japanese family that came after us had three little children who were holding on to the railings for dear life.
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The lava flow has made lots of interesting patterns in the rock.
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Upon arrival we got something of a shock. A driverless car was backing out of a lot and slowly making its way to a ditch on the other side of the parking lot. Fortunately it didn't seem to have any damage to it. But THAT was how strong the wind was. Afterwards I experimented with our own huge Toyota - no handbreak, no gear - and it was slowly rolling backwards after a few seconds. Gaaaah.
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Pics from the road II

Some more pictures from the various Icelandic roads we've been on these past three days.

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There was this stretch of road where the clouds were insane, both in coloration and shape.
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Windswept. I took this pic from the car. It covers some of the area I tried to shoot when I was being blown around Friday.
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Mount Hekla, an active volcano down south.
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35 and 37 kph. 32 is the limit for hurricanes. Whimper.
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Pwetty mountain in the wind.
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Wind blowing dust and pebbles off the mountain. We saw (but couldn't get a pic of) water being blown up from a stream about 20 meters off the road, and onto the asphalt.
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Structures built into the lava rock.
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Some pwetty horses along the way.
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Getting it on.
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Vivek's comment: "I'm not in the mooooooood".
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Pics from the road I

These are some pics from the various Icelandic roads we've been on so far. The gallery will probably be expanded in the next two days. Some observations on traffic here in Iceland: A very high percentage of cars here have something wrong with one headlight. I estimate that maybe one in five cars have one light either completely dark, weakened or shining like a supernova. I don't know if changing lightbulbs is an expensive operation or if the Icelandic just don't give a shit, but it's definitely a characteristic of traffic over here.

Except for the major roads in and out of Reykjavik during the very height of rush hour, there is nothing resembling jams here. We've been going on major routes both north and especially south of Reykjavik, and traffic has been light. There just aren't enough people in this country to clutter up the roads. So far, it seems motorists are fairly polite and we haven't seen any insane driving (apart from our own).

The landscape here is crazy, although the weather has kind of made the whole country seem a bit grey these past two days. Now, there are stretches with boring, flat grasslands, but there are also big glaciers spouting wild waterfalls; there are fields of old, molten lava; tall, snowcapped mountain passes; winding roads and clear, blue lakes; there are deep valleys where the only signs of life are the hardy Icelandic Horse and some very windswept sheep. In short, we're in complete agreement that this island is both absofuckinlutely brilliant and that the scenery is calling out for a lot more movie shots. Steven Spielberg and Peter Jackson, take heed!

All pics from the road(s).

This windswept fella was staring at us as we slowed down to take pics.
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We'd just crossed this river.
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A few hours later we crossed this river, which was full of drifting ice.
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Waves frozen in ice.
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Ice rapidly moving downstream. It was so effin cold and windy here.
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