* A former US Marine fought back against four fuckers who tried to rob him. One ended up dead, one is in critical condition. Too bad the last two are probably still alive and well.
* A woman in Alabama was hit by lightning while praying. *snicker*
* There's talk of a "Die Hard" #4, and if it's even half as violent & entertaining as the first three, it'll be goooood.
And last, but not least:
* Jennifer Aniston is appearing nekkid in her new movie.
Wednesday, May 31, 2006
Thursday, May 25, 2006
Monday, May 22, 2006
It's Madonna day today!
Yet another quiz!
The person in this picture is:
a) Clearly ready for a padded cell
b) Clearly ready for retirement
c) An icon for millions of young, impressionable people all over the world
d) All of the above
The person in this picture is:
a) Clearly ready for a padded cell
b) Clearly ready for retirement
c) An icon for millions of young, impressionable people all over the world
d) All of the above
Photo Quiz time!
Task 1: The person in this picture...
a) Is wearing her panties on the outside
b) Generally displays a public behavior that would make a seasoned whore blush
c) Is more than old enough to know better
d) All of the above
Task 2: The people in this picture from a PETA demonstration against the use of bear fur for military hats...
a) Are protesting the very serious matter of the killing of bears in one of the least serious manners known to man
b) Are probably hairy enough to provide material for said fur hats themselves
c) Are probably ugly enough that their publicity stunt falls well within internationally accepted definitions of terrorism
d) All of the above
a) Is wearing her panties on the outside
b) Generally displays a public behavior that would make a seasoned whore blush
c) Is more than old enough to know better
d) All of the above
Task 2: The people in this picture from a PETA demonstration against the use of bear fur for military hats...
a) Are protesting the very serious matter of the killing of bears in one of the least serious manners known to man
b) Are probably hairy enough to provide material for said fur hats themselves
c) Are probably ugly enough that their publicity stunt falls well within internationally accepted definitions of terrorism
d) All of the above
Friday, May 12, 2006
Monday, May 8, 2006
Everybody must get stoned
Allow this poor Norwegian, who's had to live with his smug, holier-than-thou mug regularly shown on national TV for years, to snicker, nay GLOAT over the attempted stoning of UN Under-Secretary-General for Humanitarian Affairs, Jan Egeland, in Darfur today.
Considering how little actual good the UN has been able to do in Darfur, how despicable the French and Chinese obstruction in the Security Council has been (coincidentally, both countries have oil interests in Sudan and China is providing Sudan with military choppers), and how much harm UN peacekeepers seem to inflict on African countries whenever they're deployed, it's no wonder they chased the bastard away.
Oh, and while on the subject of the UN - how much more attention do you think this story from Liberia would be getting if it was US, and not UN troops doing the child raping?
Considering how little actual good the UN has been able to do in Darfur, how despicable the French and Chinese obstruction in the Security Council has been (coincidentally, both countries have oil interests in Sudan and China is providing Sudan with military choppers), and how much harm UN peacekeepers seem to inflict on African countries whenever they're deployed, it's no wonder they chased the bastard away.
Oh, and while on the subject of the UN - how much more attention do you think this story from Liberia would be getting if it was US, and not UN troops doing the child raping?
Wednesday, May 3, 2006
Lost
As if we needed more proof, here comes yet another test demonstrating that Americas young 'uns have, on average, the IQ of dirt. Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I present the following evidence:
* "...nearly two-thirds of Americans aged 18 to 24 still cannot find Iraq on a map..."
* "...less than six months after Hurricane Katrina devastated New Orleans and the Gulf Coast, 33 percent could not point out Louisiana on a U.S. map..."
* "...88 percent of those questioned could not find Afghanistan on a map of Asia..."
* "...63 percent could not find Iraq or Saudi Arabia on a map, and 75 percent could not point out Iran or Israel. Forty-four percent couldn't find any one of those four countries..." (emphasis added)
* "...Inside the United States, "half or fewer of young men and women 18-24 can identify the states of New York or Ohio on a map..."
* "...Forty-five percent said China's population is only twice that of the United States..."
I rest my case.
* "...nearly two-thirds of Americans aged 18 to 24 still cannot find Iraq on a map..."
* "...less than six months after Hurricane Katrina devastated New Orleans and the Gulf Coast, 33 percent could not point out Louisiana on a U.S. map..."
* "...88 percent of those questioned could not find Afghanistan on a map of Asia..."
* "...63 percent could not find Iraq or Saudi Arabia on a map, and 75 percent could not point out Iran or Israel. Forty-four percent couldn't find any one of those four countries..." (emphasis added)
* "...Inside the United States, "half or fewer of young men and women 18-24 can identify the states of New York or Ohio on a map..."
* "...Forty-five percent said China's population is only twice that of the United States..."
I rest my case.
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