Tata, fans

I'll be in Prague Friday 9/29 - Saturday 10/7 and ya'll won't. Sucks to be ya'll, eh?

*muahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa*

My fridge is possessed

Lately, my fridge has developed an eerie, sniggering sound. I can sit peacefully at the kitchen table, and suddenly the fucker will erupt in a low, snide chuckle. It may just be the creaking of old age, or it may be that it has been possessed by a throckmorton. Either way, it's bloody annoying.

The peculiarities of the English language

Actual cnn.com headline today: "Lou Diamond Phillips charged with battery". I wonder what part(s) of his body they attached the cables to?

Just wondering...

Am I the only one to breathe a sigh of relief to know that there will be no more programs with that hysterical, irresponsible dimwit Steve Irwin? Am I the only one to promptly change the channel every time his stupid grin, hectic voice and horrible hairdo grace the screen?

Now, if we could only get Richard Simmons to take scuba classes...

Annoyingly good

To the long list of good things about myself I can now add good eyesight - or as the optician said Tuesday: "People with eyesight like yours annoy me".