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There is much pleasure to be gained from useless knowledge.

- Bertrand Russell

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I don’t want any "yes-men" around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth even if it costs them their jobs.
- Samuel Goldwyn

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I never said most of the things I said.

- Yogi Berra

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He who praises everybody, praises nobody.

- Samuel Johnson

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If God can do anything he can make a stone so heavy that even he can’t lift it. Then there is something God cannot do, he cannot lift the stone. Therefore God does not exist.

- Lucretius, Roman poet

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I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog that growls every morning, a parrot that swears all afternoon, and a cat that comes home late at night.

- Marie Corelli

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I must create a system, or be enslaved by another man's.

- William Blake

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One should never trust a woman who tells one her real age. A woman who would tell one that would tell one anything.
- Oscar Wilde

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A rumor without a leg to stand on will get around some other way.
- John Tudor

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The value of money is that with it we can tell any man to go to the devil. It is the sixth sense, which enables you to enjoy the other five.
- William Somerset Maugham

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Tariffs, quotas and other import restrictions protect the business of the rich at the expense of high cost of living for the poor. Their intent is to deprive you of the right to choose, and to force you to buy the high-priced inferior products of politically favored companies.

- Alan Burris

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It is far better that we admitted a thousand devils to roam at large than that we permitted one such imposter and monster as Moses, Joshua, Samuel, and the Bible prophets, to come with the pretended word of God and have credit among us.
- Thomas Paine

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming in terror like his passengers.
- Jim Larkin

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The place where optimism most flourishes is the lunatic asylum.

- Henry Havelock Ellis

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A life of reaction is a life of slavery, intellectually and spiritually. One must fight for a life of action, not reaction.
- Rita Mae Brown

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Life is of no value but as it brings us gratifications. Among the most valuable of these is rational society. It informs the mind, sweetens the temper, cheers our spirits, and promotes health.

- Thomas Jefferson

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The whole country is one vast insane asylum and they're letting the worst patients run the place.

- Robert Welch

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Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgment that something else is more important than fear.

- Ambrose Redmoon

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Redemption: Deliverance of sinners from the penalty of their sins through the murder of their deity against whom they sinned.

- Ambrose Bierce

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By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he's wrong.

- Charles Wadsworth

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The relationship between truth and a newspaper is like the relationship between the color green and the number seven. Occasionally you will see the number seven written in green, but you learn not to expect this.

- Garrison Keillor

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Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack of humor?

- Frank Colby

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One half of the world cannot understand the pleasures of the other.

- Jane Austen

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To go against the dominant thinking of your friends, of most of the people you see every day, is perhaps the most difficult act of heroism you can have.

- T.H. White

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Statistics are like bikinis. What they reveal is suggestive, but what they conceal is vital.

- Aaron Levenstein

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On the other hand, the Bible contains much that is relevant today, like Noah taking 40 days to find a place to park.
- Curtis McDougall

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Life is one foolish thing after another whereas love is two foolish things after each other.

- Oscar Wilde

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For every person with a spark of genius, there are a hundred with ignition trouble.

- Kurt Hanks

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Bad taste makes the day go by faster.

- Andy Warhol

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No entertainment is so cheap as reading, nor any pleasure so lasting.
- Mary Wortley Montagu

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During my eighty-seven years I have witnessed a whole succession of technological revolutions. But none of them has done away with the need for character in the individual or the ability to think.
- Bernard Baruch