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Pitt the Younger: I intend to put my own brother up as a candidate against you.

Edmund Blackadder: And which Pitt would this be? Pitt the Toddler? Pitt the Embryo? Pitt the glint in the milkman’s eye?

- Rowan Atkinson in "Black Adder"

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A man has to live with himself, and he should see to it that he always has good company.
- Charles Evans Hughes

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My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives.

- Rita Rudner

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He that would govern others, first should be the master of himself.
- Philip Massinger

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I'm not a speed reader. I'm a speed understander.
- Isaac Asimov

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Take the saving lie from the average man and you take his happiness away, too.
- Henrik Ibsen

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In those parts of the world where learning and science have prevailed, miracles have ceased; but in those parts of it as are barbarous and ignorant, miracles are still in vogue.

- Ethan Allen

Replanning mah trip to the US

Aight... Imma change mah plans for the trip to Houston this December. I was thinking about heading east, then go back to do some stuff north of town - but instead I'll go up north and then do a trip west to my friends in California. Still some points to be decided but that's the gist of it.

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A man in the house is worth ten in the street.

- Mae West

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The smallest minority on earth is the individual. Those who deny individual rights cannot claim to be defenders of minorities.

- Ayn Rand

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Those who stand for nothing fall for anything.
-Alexander Hamilton

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A conservative is a man who believes that nothing should be done for the first time.

- Alfred E. Wiggam

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It is easy to dodge our responsibilities, but we cannot dodge the consequences of dodging our responsibilities.
- Josiah Charles Stamp

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Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.

- Sigmund Freud

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I cannot believe in a God who wants to be praised all the time.

- Friedrich Nietzsche

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Both tears and sweat are salty, but they render a different result. Tears will get you sympathy; sweat will get you change.
- Jesse Jackson

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Those who never retract their opinions love themselves more than they love the truth.
- Joseph Joubert

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Art, like morality, consists in drawing the line somewhere.

- G. K. Chesterton

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I have a new philosophy. I’m only going to dread one day at a time.
- Charles Schulz

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None are so fond of secrets as those who do not mean to keep them; such persons covet secrets as a spendthrift covets money, for the purpose of circulation.

- Charles Caleb Colton

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By the work, one knows the worker.
- Jean de la Fontaine

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The age of ignorance commenced with the Christian system.
- Thomas Paine

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Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
- Lily Tomlin

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The ultimate result of shielding men from the results of folly is to fill the world with fools.

- Herbert Spencer

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Political language is designed to make lies sound truthful and murder respectable, and to give an appearance of solidity to pure wind.

- George Orwell

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Natural ability without education has more often raised a man to glory and virtue than education without natural ability.

- Cicero

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I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was 'You'll never find anyone like me again!' I'm thinking, 'I should hope not! If I don't want you, why would I want someone like you?'

- Larry Miller

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Discretion is the salt, and fancy the sugar of life; the one preserves, the other sweetens it.
- John Bovee

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Last week, some Jehovah's Witnesses came to my door, and I wouldn't let them leave. They snuck away when I went to get more lemonade.

- Homer Simpson

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For the happiest life, days should be rigorously planned, nights left open to chance.

- Mignon McLaughlin

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A friend in power is a friend lost.

- Henry Brooks Adams