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It is an all-too-human frailty to suppose that a favorable wind will blow forever.
- Rick Bode

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Capital punishment turns the state into a murderer. But imprisonment turns the state into a gay dungeon-master.
- Emo Philips

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Religious bondage shackles and debilitates the mind and unfits it for every noble enterprise.
- James Madison

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Never try to outstubborn a cat.
- Robert A. Heinlein

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Homosexuality is God’s way of insuring that the truly gifted aren’t burdened with children.
- Sam Austin

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Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.
- Erma Bombeck

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I can sympathize with everything, except suffering.
- Oscar Wilde

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My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music.
- Vladimir Nabokov

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The path of least resistance makes all rivers, and some men, crooked.
- Napoleon Hill

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Christianity is the most ridiculous, the most absurd and bloody religion that has ever infected the world.
- Voltaire

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In the country of the blind, the one-eyed man is king... and the one-eyed man with the high heels and the feather boa is queen.
- Dr. Squid

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A reputation for good judgment, for fair dealing, for truth, and for rectitude, is itself a fortune.
- Henry Ward Beecher

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Civilization is the progress toward a society of privacy. The savage's whole existence is public, ruled by the laws of his tribe. Civilization is the process of setting man free from men.
- Ayn Rand

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He who dares not offend cannot be honest.
- Thomas Paine

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Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver."
- Jack Handy

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There is no good in arguing with the inevitable. The only argument available with an east wind is to put on your overcoat.
- James Russel Lowell

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Whenever we read the obscene stories, the voluptuous debaucheries, the cruel and tortuous executions, the unrelenting vindictiveness with which more than half the Bible is filled, it would be more consistent that we call it the word of a demon than the word of God. It is a history of wickedness that has served to corrupt and brutalize mankind; and, for my part, I sincerely detest it, as I detest everything that is cruel.
- Thomas Paine

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Go, and never darken my towels again.
- Groucho Marx

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Nothing is work unless you'd rather be doing something else.
- George Halas

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‘DON’T THINK OF IT AS DYING’, said Death. ‘JUST THINK OF IT AS LEAVING EARLY TO AVOID THE RUSH.’
- Terry Pratchett

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My time has not yet come either; some are born posthumously.
- Friedrich Nietzsche

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Life's a bitch. You've got to go out and kick ass.
- Maya Angelou

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The first recipe for happiness is: Avoid too lengthy meditation on the past.
- Andre Maurois

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It requires only two things to win credit for a miracle: a charlatan and a number of silly women.
- Marquis de Sade

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Miss Wormwood: What state do you live in?
Calvin: Denial.
Miss Wormwood: I don’t suppose I can argue with that...
- Bill Watterson, American cartoonist "Calvin and Hobbes"

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I have had enough experience in all my years, and have read enough of the past, to know that advice to grandchildren is usually wasted.
- Harry S. Truman

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Satire is focused bitterness.
- Leo C. Rosten

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The world moves, and ideas that were once good are not always good.
- Dwight D. Eisenhower

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The best way to keep children home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires.
- Dorothy Parker

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Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student. At least they can find Kuwait.
- A. Whitney Brown

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It is a curious thing that God learned Greek when he wished to turn author - and that he did not learn it better.
- Friedrich Nietzsche