Smurf this

Do you remember the smurfs? Those horribly annoying little blueskinned guys in their tacky white pants? (Umpteen guys and just one female? Let's not even go there.) Anyways, they're finally getting what they deserve...

According to this news release, there's an ad for UNICEF running on Belgian TV, in which the smurf village is carpet bombed to smithereens. The goal is to get people to donate to UNICEF, but personally I'd pay good money simply to watch the little fuckers burn.

This, I think, is a major oversight with all these fuzzy, bleedin' heart groups. They're always trying to appeal to people's better instincts and make us give away money for nothing. Well, we all know that most people are mean bastards at heart, so why not take advantage of the fact and offer us some good entertainment that we're willing to pay for? Like a game where we could bomb the smurfs!