Friday, January 20, 2006

I feel his pain

Apparently, Matt Da(e)mon and Ben Allfeck, sorry, Affleck, are planning a remake of Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid. Asked about the rumors, Robert Redford said he found the thought "depressing". I admire his verbal constraint.

As Ambrose Bierce once wrote: "There are four kinds of Homicide: felonious, excusable, justifiable, and praiseworthy". The thought of Allfeck and his only-slightly-less-gay-looking-than-DiCaprio sidekick fucking up one of history's all time greatest movies would put their violent demise in the last category. So, folks... should you see these guys on the street... feel free to engage in a realistic re-enactment of the movie's end!

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