Ok, this space has been dormant for over a week due to computer problems... so I am posting a batch of quotes to make up for the lost week. So, without further ado, here are the quotes from the period of Nov. 22-28:
Spouse, n.: Someone who’ll stand by you through all the trouble you wouldn’t have had if you’d stayed single.
- Unknown
Support the police - steal!
- Unknown
The best helping hand you will ever find is at the end of your own arm.
- Unknown
The difference between theory and practice is bigger in practice than it is in theory.
- Unknown
The most common form of marriage proposal is: "You're WHAT?"
- Unknown
The only difference between a tax man and a taxidermist is that the taxidermist leaves the skin.
- Unknown
Winter is the season in which people try to keep the house as warm as it was in the summer, when they complained about the heat.
- Unknown
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