Thursday, February 20, 2020

South Africa Day 3: Finding Eden

I started with breakfast at 6:30 the next morning, but I got caught up talking to my excellent landlady about the outs and inns of living and operating a B & B in South Africa. I gathered the heat could be horrible in the summer (which I had arrived at the end of) and got several tales of woe regarding corruption and incompetence in the local government.

Finally, past 8am I drove inside the park and first set course for the Sabie Dam & S51 loop. Nothing much was going on there, so I drove north and made a stop at the Ngwenyeni waterhole, where I'd seen an ellie last year. Now, nothing.

Random dry riverbed. Notice the lush vegetation; if it rains, the river will run full for a short time.
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Further north at Nandzana, it was the same story. Nothing was stirring. And then, a lot of things started happening in quick sequence. First, I had to break hard because a family of baboons were crossing the road. I watched in amazement as a baby who had gotten a bit ahead of himself was almost attacked by an older male, but then mom came in and swooped him up and placed him under her belly. Naturally, this all happened too fast for me to get my camera ready.

Baboon & baby.
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Then I thought I heard the unmistakable sound of ellies tearing down the vegetation, but I couldn't see a thing. I slowly backed up and there they were; about a dozen animals, including a couple of young 'uns. I watched them cross the road and go down into the dry riverbed on the other side and chuckled as two of the teens made an attempt to climb the sandy bank, only to fall flat on their faces.

Ellie stuffing face.
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Skeptical ellie baby.
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Video of the whole gang.
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Even further north, there is a nice lookout point where you look down into a small dam on the otherwise almost dried out river and there were four hippos playing in the water down there. The lookout point has an unpaved parking lot but is not on the regular maps but is somewhere not too far south of the Letaba river crossing.
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That crossing was interesting too. I saw several trees that had been uprooted by the recent storms and swept away downstream with the flood. I knew the area had seen torrential rain just a few days before I arrived and here was proof of what it could do.
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I then saw a half-submerged cape buffalo. In that heat, I can't say I blamed him. A few minutes later, the day's only Goofy McGoof crossed the road up ahead of me. Finally, a whole herd of cape buffalo were milling about in a field next to the road, some of them even crossing it. I stopped to take some pics of the babies and cows and one who was having his face rearranged by a bird.
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Goofy McGoof out walking.
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The herd was highly suspicious of me. Can't say I blame 'em.
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Buffalo cow w/chic accessory.
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I wonder what they're talking about, the two buffalos and the bird?
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She's not much prettier without the bird.
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Later, almost at Mopani, I came across an ellie herd dozing in the heat (the max temp my car showed was 34C/93F). I got in some close ups of sleeping ellie babies and dey be sho, sho cute. After that, I checked in and unloaded my car of two suitcases and pretty much everything else I didn't strictly speaking need for the afternoon drive.

Notice how they always position themselves to protect the little ones.
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A small moment of hilarity arose in the camp shop when I grabbed a can of mosquito killer ominously named "Doom" and asked one of the shop assistants if I could apply it directly to the skin (I had left my glasses in the car and was therefore blind as a bat when it came to reading the tiny letters on the can itself).

Her eyes widened like I had just propositioned her, and then she said, in rather too loud a voice for her not to have thought that I was completely retarded, "That is for a room. You spray on walls!" I nodded thanks and bought the smaller, less violent-looking can she pointed out to me.

The Mopani restaurant was located by the Pioneer Dam. I got a table outside in the shade and as far as I could tell, there was only one other table taken - four elderly Boers were roosting in the corner. This confirmed my impression of the park as almost empty compared to earlier times; there seemed to be few huts taken and the roads had been almost devoid of cars.

The views from the restaurant.
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After a tasty gourmet burger for lunch, I set off for an afternoon spent on the Capricorn loop. First, I drove north towards the Tropic of Capricorn, but I hadn't gotten very far when I encountered a large group of ellies.
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In addition to the usual number of babies and moms and all that jazz, there was quite a substantial group who were standing very close together, but almost hidden from view by bushes, so I couldn't get in a clear shot.

This one was scratching against a tree with a rare determination.
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The large group partially hidden.
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On the move.
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Still got time for a snack.
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I heart ellie babies.
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This video shows me crossing the Tropic of Capricorn (hereafter known as T of C).
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Then I made a right, onto the T of C loop. It was here, along the S143 I struck gold. First, I got stuck behind an ellie for five minutes. As I patiently followed behind it, I spotted ostriches on either side of the road and then zebras and then wildebeest. Another, even bigger ellie followed. Video here:
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I like this pic because it looks like the ostrich is surprised by the zebra sticking its head up the bird's ass. Yes, mentally I'm about seven.
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And then I hit Tihongonyeni waterhole and I got the feeling that this must be what Eden was like. All manner of vegetarian animals was stuffing face out on a plain where one might see a predator coming for miles. It wasn't the lamb lying down with the lion; it was more the impala lying down with the wildebeest, but in my head, I heard David Attenborough narrating the scene.

I laughed hard at a zebra foal who was trying out some domination techniques on an older animal, probably its mom. The foal kept putting his head over the adult's neck and keeping her down, until she'd finally had enough and got up abruptly, leaving the young scoundrel hanging with his front feet in the air.

Cocky kid.
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Trying to subdue.
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Getting annoying.
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"Gaaah!"
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"Ok, I've learned my lesson."
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"Sigh".
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"Well, that was educational."
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Smaller and cuter foals.
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This one was fighting a losing battle with a plant.
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Cute.
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Even the little wildebeests are cute in their fashion.
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I saw this bird way off in the distance and still don't know what it is. It looks like something out of a Donald Duck comic. Could be a big ass Secretary bird I suppose.
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Content, despite not having seen a predator all day, I drove back to camp.

Wednesday, February 19, 2020

South Africa Day 2: Hello camembert steak, my old friend

The airport in Addis Ababa was hell. It was hot, hot, hot and long, long, long lines to get through customs. I bet a motivated terrorist could have smuggled everything he needed to take over the whole damn airline and more through that laughable place. At one point, the power failed, and the room fell dark.

Once out of customs, the upstairs wasn't too bad at all. Lots of colorful little shops and I noticed a heavy emphasis on gold and such. I bought a soda and settled in for the wait. A few hours later we took off for South Africa, and the same story here. Maybe one hour of sleep before landing.

What passes for a charging station in Addis Ababa.
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At the airport we were kept on the tarmac while military personnel checked out every single passenger for body temperature. This was of course due to the corona virus, which by the time you read this may be either something reduced to a meme or have wiped out civilization. Whatever.
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I'm not sure if it was the reduced traffic due to this being February and not June, or if they have really started to clean up their act in Johannesburg. One guy managed to politely ask me if I needed any assistance as I sailed by, but there was none of the harassment of earlier years.

I expertly swooped in at Vodacom to buy 10 gigs for two weeks, then went downstairs to get my rental car. That too went without a hiccup. On a whim I decided to take the northern route by Polokwane, as it looked like the roads were better there (something that was later confirmed to me).

I'd not been this far north before, and I thought the scenery compared favorably with the direct eastern route towards Hazyview, which is mainly flat and boring for hours on end. Now I could actually discern valleys and hillsides.

Even though I flew low across the landscape and only stopped once to get refreshments, I was still a couple minutes late for my B & B. I called ahead in advance and was told no problem. I parked, tossed my assorted rubbish inside my room and immediately set course for the Bushveld Terrace Inn.

Last year I had stuffed face on a 300gr steak with BBQ sauce, camembert cheese and cranberry sauce and I was adamant to repeat the experience. I gorged, I feasted, I slobbered fat and meat into my face and behold, it was good.
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Tuesday, February 18, 2020

South Africa Day 1: Leaving on a jet plane

Having finally sold the house after my late dad, I promptly booked yet another journey to South Africa. This time I would also look into maybe taking mah money and move down there in a year or two as my old legs were not getting any better and the price level in South Africa was quite nice, especially for someone used to the exorbitant prices of Norway.

In order to maximize my time abroad, I was able to book a flight with Ethiopian Air that left Tuesday night of the 18th. We had an hour's stop in Stockholm to fill up the plane with lots and lots of new passengers, but I still had a blissfully empty seat next to mine. Not that it helped much, I slept maybe an hour in all.

Wednesday, January 1, 2020

Mah 2019/20 trip to the US - sixth leg

Later Tuesday, we drove in to Joshua Tree National Park. On a whim that very day, we had decided to forego lodgings in Blythe, on the AZ/CA border, in favor of Twentynine Palms just north of the park. The reason was that we had seen TV footage of SNOW in the park and wanted to photograph it. And so we did. Most of the late afternoon of that last day of 2019 was spent chasing the one thing I hated the most, the one thing that I wanted a vacation from... ah, the things I do for other people. Ok, I admit it was a bit cool to see snow in the desert...

We drove in through the southern gate and at first we were sad because we thought almost all the snow was melted.
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Though the views were still purdy.
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A bit more snow, but still not much.
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And then...
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Very nice at sunset.
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A solitary tree against the sky. On this trip I had actually left my camera in Norway, something I was mentally kicking myself over now.
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Nice.
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In some places, people had built tiny snowmen.
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This one didn't come out half bad.
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In the evening, we went to The Rib Co in Twentynine Palms. It was pretty crowded, so instead of waiting for an hour to get a table inside, we chose to sit outside. After five minutes, I could tell I had made the year's worst mistake as the temp was dropping and they had absolutely no external heating. Good BBQ though.
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Wednesday, we drove through the northern/northwestern part of the park again, to get some clearer shots. People were out and about, playing in the snow and parking like idiots. Already the day before, I had started to plan out these spoofs.
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My version of the famous "cocaine, so much cocaine"-meme.
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Ok, it was pretty there.
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I always felt that snow looks better on postcards and photos and such than in real life. That opinion still stands.
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But I'm glad I got to see this.
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Naturally, I was skeptical of snow in Joshua Tree.
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At the airport, I discovered white chocolate snickers bars. In this country, I never stood a chance, did I?
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