Random giggles

Some stories I found worthy of comment, or at least passing on to you, "The Internet As A Whole", as Bucky would say:

A hands-on approach:
A Philadelphia man is recovering from an attack, allegedly at the hands of his wife. The assault on his private parts has become public knowledge. In an interview with Action News after his release from, the 52-year-old victim spoke of his terrifying ordeal [In a falsetto voice, no doubt - Ed.]. The 52-year-old Tioga-Nicetown man, who we are identifying only by his first name of Howard, arrived home late Wednesday, hours after his wife allegedly tore off two parts of his genitalia with her bare hands.

You're all sluts:
Erotic images elicit faster and stronger electrical responses in a woman's brain than do images of any other sort ... Previous research indicated men are more aroused by erotic images than women are, so Anokhin and his colleagues expected women to respond with lower levels of brain activity compared to men. [In general, that would be a safe assumption, yes.]

And no, this is NOT me.