Monday, July 27, 2020

UK Day 13: Stonehenge sans Asians

At my hotel in High Wycombe, there was a door right next to my room that led to several more rooms beyond. At the bottom of this door there was a type of barrier that would slow the door down if someone went through, so that it wouldn't slam.

Instead, it made this whooshing sound that sounded EXACTLY like the sound my late dad would make when he tried to walk from A to B and the cats would try to tackle him and he was trying to brush them off.

Anyways, that morning as I was lying half asleep I heard the sound and I remember thinking to myself that this was no way to run a hotel, with cats going in and out all the time. Thoughts from a fevered mind.

And yes, I was getting a type of what I've earlier dubbed "old ruins fever". Or maybe a slump in my mojo, a spraining of the ole' travel leg, I dunno. Could be that the corona virus and the masks and all that insanity was taking its toll too.

In the early afternoon I went to Stonehenge and was seconds away from leaving altogether because of a huge traffic jam the last few miles. It was pissing down sideways when I parked, but it abated somewhat before I took the shuttle bus out to the stones.

I stuffed face on soggy sandwiches (due to the sideways rain) and I think the whole experience can be summed up quite nicely by the expression on my face.
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If there was one good thing about the whole Corvid-19 thing, it was that Europe was no longer overrun with Asian tourists waiving their fucking cameras around. However, when I arrived at the temple, I found the place as barren and boring as on the two previous occasions. As it was, I took some pics from afar and left after five minutes.

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There were some new info boards put up.
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Barren and boring.
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I did go a little bananas in the gift shop afterwards and that lifted my mood a little and the Indian food I ordered for dinner and had brought to my hotel for free, was very good. So there's that.
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The remainder of the evening was spent in the hotel bar overhearing a bartender giving a young 'un the run-down of the place and the routines and boy, did I get a wake-up call as to how much work there is to that profession; the serving of drinks is just a tiny part of it all.

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