Captions! Italian version!

One might argue that modesty forbids one to venture guesses as to what Mr Berlusconi is saying (and, more importantly DOING) in this picture, but modesty was never my strong suit. So here goes!



"But I wanna be prime ministeeeeeeeeeer! Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"
"I farted!
"Angela Merkel naked! My eyes! I'm blind!"
"Why does it hurt when I peeeeeee!
"If I close my eyes and pretend to sleep, maybe the sex scandal will go away!"


And just for the hell of it:
"I just called to saaaaayyyyy I loooove youuuuuu"