Khadafi captions

The pictures just keep on coming - or maybe I'm just more evil minded. Anyway, some suggested captions for this picture:



"...and tell the tailor to adjust the sleeves on this uniform..."
"The future's so bright I gotta wear shades"
"And the prize for best male supporting actor goes to..."
"Simon says... stand up!"
"I hereby declare the Tripoli Walmart opened"

And you just KNOW this is going to be a regular from now on...
"I just caaaalled to saaaaay... I loooove youuuuuu..."