Lindsay Lohan captions!

The pics just keep poppin up... this time it's Lindsay Lohan, here portrayed in a court of law in Los Angeles. Suggested captions:



"Why Yes, your Honor! I am a thieving slut with a drug problem!"
"Watch me now, as I use this microphone for a penis substitute..."
"A little more cleavage? Certainly, Sir!"
"Man, I'm so stoned, EVERYTHING is funny..."

And of course:
"I just called to say... I loooove youuuuu"