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Variato delectat
[Variation is pleasing]
- Euripides

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Misanthropes need people; without a steady supply, the misanthrope cannot fully apply his art.
- Polly Whitney

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Beware of the young doctor and the old barber.
- Benjamin Franklin

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Dying is a very dull, dreary affair. My advice to you is to have nothing whatever to do with it.
- William Somerset Maugham

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Religion is comparable to a childhood neurosis.
- Sigmund Freud

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"Some people play hard to get. I play hard to want."
- Andrew Dice Clay in "Ford Fairlane"

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Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.
- H. L. Mencken

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The rule is perfect: In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane.
- Mark Twain

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Hated by fools and fools to hate
Be that my motto and my fate.
- Jonathan Swift

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Ish mah 42nd birthday today.

Be wise with speed,
A fool at forty is a fool indeed.
- Edward Young

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You know, sometimes, when they say you're ahead of your time, it's just a polite way of saying you have a real bad sense of timing.
- George McGovern

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Help preserve your child's belief in Santa Claus. Tell him or her that Santa will send them to hell if they don't believe in him.
- Unknown

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A penny saved is ridiculous.
- Unknown

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I'll get a life when someone demonstrates it would be superior to what I have now.
- Unknown

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If it weren't for the last minute, nothing would ever get done.
- Unknown

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If a train station is where a train stops, what's a workstation?
- Unknown

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Seminars, n.: From "semi" and "arse", hence, any half-assed discussion.
- Unknown

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I never met a piece of chocolate I didn't like.
- Unknown

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After you've heard two eyewitness accounts of an auto accident it makes you wonder about history.
- Unknown

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Life being what it is, one dreams of revenge.
- Unknown

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Don’t trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn’t die.
- Unknown

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Love your enemies: they'll go crazy trying to figure out what you're up to.
- Unknown

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I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it.
- Unknown

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Fairy tales: Horror stories for children to get them used to reality.
- Unknown

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There are two sides to every divorce: yours and the shithead’s.
- Unknown

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Reason is not one tool of thought among many, it is the entire toolbox. To advocate that reason be discarded in some circumstances is to advocate that thinking be discarded - which leaves one in the position of attempting to do a job after throwing away the required instrument.
- George H. Smith

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When it becomes more difficult to suffer than to change, you will change.
- Dr. Robert Anthony

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Confusion is the welcome mat at the door of creativity.
- Michael Gelb

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There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written, or badly written.
- Oscar Wilde

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Somehow liberals have been unable to acquire from birth what conservatives seem to be endowed with at birth: namely, a healthy skepticism of the powers of government to do good.
- Daniel Patrick Moynihan

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Be not the first by whom the new are tried,
Nor yet the last to lay the old aside.
- Alexander Pope