Showing posts with label france. Show all posts
Showing posts with label france. Show all posts

Thursday, October 25, 2018

Parc Alpha

In late October every other year, my school arranges a trip abroad. It is open to all employees, but participation will of course vary with destination, prices and for all I know menstruation cycles. Anyway, this years destination was Nice, France and out of sheer boredom I finally decided to snatch the last available ticket, belonging to a colleague who could no longer go. Since the city itself didn't hold that much attraction to me, I decided to rent a car and explore the countryside for two days. I had hopes of getting colleagues to join me and thus split the cost, but apparently I should have planned way longer in advance (note to self there) or possibly changed my deodorant, because I had to drive off on my own, sweet own.

My first destination was a couple hours north of Nice, up in the mountains of the Mercantour National Park, not far from the Italian border. The Parc Alpha contains three packs of wolves and two souvenir shops that seem too large for the place, but when I saw how many people were there, I understood that this was pretty big business.

The road up to Parc Alpha is winding and in places quite narrow. The French, as is their wont, behave like madmen and many a time I thought I'd bought it only to be saved from imminent death by the width of a French cunthair. Anyways, this pic is from a tiny settlement I thought looked a lot like Italy.
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Not far from the park was a small lake dammed up at one end, with a picturesque bridge and a potent waterfall.
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As I stood photographing the waterfall, two planes crossed paths way up above and suddenly I felt a pang of yearning for my beloved Scotland.
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Up at the first and largest souvenir shop, I bought tickets and consulted a map. The packs had different feeding times and the walk to where the first pack was to be fed wasn't that far, I think appx. 600 meters or around 2,000 feet. Now, one of the later developments of my neuropathy-ridden legs is that in addition to giving me constant, low-intensity pain I develop cramping if I walk too fast or too far. Well, in order to make it to the feeding I had to walk faster than I would normally have dreamt of and I think I kind of reached the limit of my physical ability that day. Keep in mind, I was supremely motivated by the chance to see the wolves and my pace on the walk was quite a bit less than impressive for a regular, fit human, but still I was in excruciating pain. It felt like vices were placed around my legs, pressing against them with every move I made, cramps shooting up along them. And here's the thing. Even as motivated as I was, I couldn't quite make it. When I finally had the feed place in sight I almost collapsed in the last little hill up to it. Fortunately, a bench was placed next to where I almost buckled, so I managed to make it seem like I was just sitting down, but another couple of steps and I would have hit the ground. As fortune would have it, the feeding had only just started and after a good rest I got in a few shots; have a looksee below!

A hungry wolf trotting out of the woods.
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Beautiful animal.
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Another one making his way down to the feeding place.
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Afterwards, I wisely decided against trying to climb the steep, alpine hill to get a glimpse of the pack at the top of the park and instead began walking slowly down towards where the second feed site was. There were some laminated posters put up here and there and they looked very informational, but proved way too much for my almost forgotten high school French. I had some time before the feed, I was almost the first one there, so I had to walk around almost half an hour before anything much happened, and in this place there were no fucking benches, at least that I could see. Finally, fucking finally, the wolves started coming out of the woods toward the shack where by now I'm sure a hundred garlicky Frogs had assembled, all croaking in their native tongue. I saw a lot of families and tons of children, so I don't know if it was some kind of school holiday. Also, America had culturally assfucked France by exporting the tradition of Halloween to them and I saw quite a few little anklebiters dressed in various costumes and oh, how I love me a bit of Yank cultural imperalism.

This wolf had glowing eyes.
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Carefully approaching.
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This one had glowing eyes too.
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And that was basically it. Two fairly brief feeding sessions viewed through glass windows, standing with dozens and dozens of Frenchies and my legs a-hoytin' like fuck. Still, it was worth it just to see the animals, and the nature around there was very nice. Walking back toward the car, I stopped in at the two souvenir shops in quick succession, almost causing a stampede in the last one, when I approached the till and attempted to ask a question in English. Finally, one of the employees was pushed forward and she proved to be, if not exactly fluent, then at least able to somewhat communicate without having a nervous breakdown. Since they didn't have a single fucking t-shirt in my admittedly elephantine size, I bought a fleece jacket and a coffee cup; the last one a "gift" for a colleague who is also a farmer and would no doubt have nuked the place if given half a chance.

Driving back, I stopped and lunched at a restaurant in a small village I have completely forgotten the name of and have no intention of trying to recollect. Here, I had a nice surprise when the woman who waited on me turned out to be English. Her parents had moved to the region when she was a teenager (probably due to the nice climate) and she had retained her lovely Engerlish accent, a welcome respite to my ears after a day full of harsh ribbit-ribbit sounds.

I had apple pie. Because I deserved it. Don't judge me.
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Some more pictures from the road. A lot of this looks very Italian, doesn't it?
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The light coming down into these steep, narrow, rivercut canyons was sometimes quite spectacular to behold.
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Tuesday, August 10, 2010

So wrong

My last picture from France, taken on the motorway somewhere around Montelimar is a study in wrongness. Look at the individual drawings - 1)children playing, 2) noguat and 3) money and... well, I shall leave it to you to, ahem, fill in the blanks, dear reader.

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Friday, August 6, 2010

Au revoir

I've just waved goodbye to 3 Swedish girls in their mid 20s... earlier today the two yanks and a French guy left. I am alllllll alooooone again, and tomorrow I begin the long, sad trek towards Norway. Home and work awaits me. Sigh.

Some final pics...

I went with the Americans to Mount St Baudille Wednesday...
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And finally got a pic of the War Memorial in St Jean De Fos on the way back...
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We also went to the Grotte Demoiselles... here's the funicular...
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The rocks were as impressive as the first time I was there...
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I finally went inside the actual cloister at Saint Guilhem, it doesn't cost a dime unless you go into the museum. I was here both with the yanks and the next day with the Swedes.
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The crypt of Saint Guilhem, which according to my best attempts at deciphering the frogspeak on the wall, was reconstructed in the early 1960s.
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The expression on the face of this Little Red Riding Hood is downright psychotic. If I were the wolf, I would run.
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Wednesday, July 28, 2010

Vroom, vroom

Ok, I am back in Norway after two days of insane driving from Aniane. I left that city just before 9am Monday and promptly hit a traffic jam into Montpellier. Argh. After getting on the motorway, I had a little experience that made me almost question my decicion to leave, and at least partially restored my faith in the future of the human race:

I stopped at a gas station to load up on goodies, and when I came to the counter to pay, I said a resounding "morning" in answer to the chirpy "bonjour" they always feed you. Usually the French will go into lock down mode when I greet them in English - they keep speaking French, or they lose all ability to talk and just point at the numbers on the screen. But not this young frog! She can't have been more than 18, but she actually grinned, and said "Do you need a bag with that, Monseiur?"... and followed up with "here is your change" and when I left, she grinned even wider and uttered that most American of phrases... "Have a nice day". She seemed so cheerful and proud to be speaking English I could have cried.

A few miles further up the road, somewhere after Nimes, I stopped and picked up two hitchhikers; two Belgian girls heading back to Brussels after a theater festival in some town which has temporarily escaped my mind. One of them spoke some English, and we had a jolly good time talking and playing music for hours. They drove with me all the way to Luxembourg, where "every Belgian stops to fill up with cheap gas", and they could hitch a ride for the final leg of the trip. As I left they were loading their stuff into the trunk of a Belgian car, so I guess they made it back safe and sound.

After Luxembourg the directions became ever more confusing so I decided to just trust my map, which amounted to almost the same thing, I later discovered. I spent the night in an overpriced hotel along the A 1, somewhere between Cologne and Dortmund.

Tuesday I va-va-vroomed my way up Germany, picking up a Latvian couple and deposing them at the airport in Hamburg. The rest of the ride was relatively uneventful - the long trek up western Sweden was, as usual, a long dark teatime of the soul. I came home at 1am this morning. Now I am going to go over my finances and see if I have the money to do anything more than just exist for the next three weeks... there's also about two weeks of Italy stuff to blog, wheeee! Keep watching this space!

The last farewell... me and some of the staff at the Cafe d'Esplanade in Aniane, where I took most of my dinners. Nice people all, but they spoke maybe 20 words of English between them.
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This is a little lighthouse on the tiny island of Sprogø, between the two bridges of the Danish Storebæltsforbindelsen. I've always wanted to live here.
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Elvis is alive, at least according to this German spedition company.
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Sunday, July 25, 2010

Martigues

On our way to the airport in Marseilles Friday, Nina and I stopped and lunched at Martigues, a cozy little town by the sea, or at least by a canal that leads to the sea... All pics here.

Bridges over to an island. I saw a sign saying that during times of festivities, the island was closed for car traffic to anyone not wearing a badge or something like that.
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A wall painting. Wheee!
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Saint Baudille

Took a trip up to mount Saint Baudille earlier today. There's a TV broadcasting tower at the top, and the views are absolutely stunning. You feel like you can see all of France from up there. All pics from this series can be found here.

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Views from the ascent.
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Horned cattle.
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The TV tower.
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Views from the top. Just stunning.
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Views from the descent.
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Grotte des Clamouse

Thursday we went to the Grotte de Clamouse, which is just up the road from Pont Diable. Sadly, the experience was somewhat diminished by the guide, who spoke about one sentence of English for every 150 sentences of French. He would go on and on and on about something in French, then at the end say "zis iz very fazinating stone, ok?" or something equally inane. There was also one instance of French arty-fartyness, with a completely uninteresting light show and accompanying music.

The cave itself was interesting and varied, so here are the pics, all of 'em can be found here.

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We learned that the white crystals had been made during a cold climate, while most of the colored ones came from periods with a tropical climate.
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Yes, these are rock formations. The drops of water inside a stalagtite are sometimes blocked by stone, and then the water will take all sorts of directions, creating the most incredible formations. This is what makes Clamouse special, it has lots of these.

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These thin, thin, stones are hollow.
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Some forms are... ahem... suggestive...
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Robes of rock.
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