Some more inane test results:
I am 11% metrosexual. The high score is probably due to not owning many tennis shoes and knowing what crème brûlée is.
I am also 39% asshole, which comes as a bit of a disappointment to me. Again, I bemoan the lack of questions about relevant matters, such as invading 3rd world countries for their oil and buying clothes handmade by starving Nepali children.
I am 18% white trash, the high score apparently due to my preference for Bush and to some alcohol-related questions where my answers were probably taken the wrong way (there were no alternatives for "do not drink toxic substances").
And finally, I am only 12% idiot. Beats me.