Am I the only one to breathe a sigh of relief to know that there will be no more programs with that hysterical, irresponsible dimwit Steve Irwin? Am I the only one to promptly change the channel every time his stupid grin, hectic voice and horrible hairdo grace the screen?
Now, if we could only get Richard Simmons to take scuba classes...
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Am I the only one to breathe a sigh of relief to know that there will be no more nonsense with that hysterical, irresponsible dimwit Ghost of Goldwater? Am I the only one to promptly change the attitude every time his stupid grin, hectic voice and horrible hairdo grace the blackboard?
Not much of a modification, but still makes sense.
Since the comparison would only make sense if I were dead, I'm going to take this as a death threat. My very first one on this blog, and I intend to brag about it near and far.
Awww, you shouldn't have... really, I feel so shpeshial now.
Excerpt from Ghost`s text.
"Since the comparison would only make sense if I were dead".
If I WERE dead??
I was
you were
he/she/it was
we/they were
Basic third grade grammar in Norwegian schools.
http://www.fonetiks.org/spokenenglish/talkbr01.html
Perhaps "Death to illiteracy" should have paid attention to grammar lessons beyond 3rd grade? ;-)
Normally I'd delete these posts for straying from the subject of the post, but since they so vividly demonstrate my intellectual superiority, I'll let them slide. Ain't I generous?
PS: As flattered as I may feel by this cyberstalking, I wish our anonymous critic would have the decency to identify him/her/itself.
"Am I the only one to breathe a sigh of relief..." No, you're not. Having previously worked shifts in a duty room were the other dimwits were great fans of his stupid acts, I have suffered an endless amount of stupid grins and hectic voice.
However, I suspect his long overdue dance with the Grim Reaper will prompt an endless stream of reruns on virtually all channels
"Ain't I generous?"
I suspect this one was tongue-in-cheek, and am surprised no one else picked up on it....
M
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