Tuesday, January 30, 2007

Yet more from Thailand

Saturday Jan 27, 10:03AM:
God damn! The last thing I remember was some Thai construction boss yelling "Coyote Ugly gleat movie" while ordering eight 16-year old girls in mini-skirts up on the stage.
Warm whiskey by the gallon. My psycho driver apparently drove us home. Drunk. They found him sleeping behind the wheel, out in a field.
Afraid, now. Hope I'm not married.

Saturday Jan 27, 11:49AM:
"No dogpets or sea animals allowed in room".
Damn it! I don't know who got caught with a walrus, two poodles and a penguin, causing the hotel to put up this sign - but I bet he was German!

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