Captions! Ish phunneeeeeeeeeee!

Ok, it's been WAY too long since I last had fun with serious journalism, so here goes. This time I've found a picture and given one of the people in it some amusing(?) "thoughts"; in this case the person in question is the newly minted Speaker of the House of Representatives, John Boehner (R) of Ohio. The person in front should need no introduction. I've got ten of these at the moment, so cast your critical sense aside and let's have us some fun!