Tuesday, July 10, 2012

Vrooom vroooooooooom

After the public museum I went down to the Harley Davidson museum. Milwaukee is the hometown of this iconic brand, and they have a huge exhibit with lots of bikes, but also tons of advertising posters and all sorts of pop-cultural stuff surrounding the bikes themselves. There's mucho history here, folks; if it had been just some motorcycles on display I would never have bothered.

All pics here.

Can you say iconic?
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The first bike, made in 1903.
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Harley Davidson soon made bikes for the police...
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...and later they supplied the US Army during WW2.
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The ads went from stressing a safe, economic product to selling a dream.
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And a lifestyle. Girls in bikinis can sell anything.
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This monster, dubbed the King Kong, was made up of two bike frames and was loaded with assorted bling.
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Speaking of bling... this one is covered in rhinestones.
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Film gear from "Captain America".
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Peter Fonda's bike from that paranoid, whiny, piece of shit movie "Easy rider".
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The company even dabbled in the scooter business for some years.
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They almost went belly-up in the early 80s, but today they're as strong as ever.
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In a separate building, they had a temporary exhibit on the history of leather jackets. Originally work gear and soldier gear, after the war it became associated with biker gangs and other hoodlums. The jacket is now a fashion statement of course. I bought my first one in November and I love it to death.
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Ahnuld's outfit from Terminator.
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Hugh Laurie's outfit from House, MD.
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This bike & jacket belonged to Elvis. He bought the bike on an instalment plan a few months before he had his breakthrough.
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Milwaukee Public Museum

Monday I went to Milwaukee's claim to museal fame: The Public Museum downtown. I was a bit apprehensive at first, especially since I had to correct the ticketseller twice on handing me back my fucking money. The admission was $14, and I paid with a $20 bill. She gave me my ticket and said, with a vapid smile "you're good to go". I pointed out that there was supposed to be some change in my future, and not of the "hope and change" kind. The airhead then proceeded to count out four dollars, which left me short two. I pointed this out. As she handed over my last two dollars with an apologetic smile, I remarked "this is not your day, is it?".

Anyway, as soon as I'd negotiated the ticket sales, I embraced the institution wholeheartedly. It has a wonderfully eclectic collection of stuff from all over the world, with grand, informative displays and explanatory notes on the side, just as I like it. I became progressively less interested as I moved along, but this had more to do with my own, highly erratic tastes, than with the exhibits themselves.

The best part, to my tiny, little mind, was the section with streets of Milwaukee from long ago. They had rebuilt several streets, with a bakery, a pharmacy, a pub, etc. and were fully stocked with old stuff inside. I pressed my little nose to the window of most of them and left a trail of wonder and snot. When they opened up the doors of a candy store, I was the first customer, browsing the goodies like the proverbial child.

The museum was crawling with children; the woman behind the desk in the candy store told me they had FIVE HUNDRED of them coming in that day, and that was just the ones they knew about. The kids produced an almost constant noise throughout the museum, but I did get my revenge. I stood still for some time, gazing through the windows of one of the "old" houses, then I turned around and looked into the wide, terror-stricken face of a black girl of about 6-7 years, who breathed "I thought you were a mannequin!". Score one for the Ghost.

Right next to the city streets they had an area displaying examples of building traditions from 18 (I think) countries whence early immigrants had settled Milwaukee. I was thrilled to discover that one house was Norwegian. Score another one for the Ghost!

All pics here.

The wonderful hodgepodge that is the central display of the first exhibit floor. It's as if some mad timetraveler has raced through the world, grabbing everything he could find and just thrown it in a great, big heap. I loved it.
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A bakery. I could almost smell the freshly made bread. Sigh.
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Milwaukee has TONS of Kraut German immigrants and for many years, German was as common as English on the streets.
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One of the most German of traditions was the Schuetzenfest - shooting feast. It was a uniquely German combo of shooting, drinking, eating and dancing. It almost died out after WW1, since anything German was viewed with suspicion after that war. Prohibition also had a devastating impact on the German culture, based as it was on the consumption of large quantities of beer. Milwaukee, with all its breweries, was beer central and prior to the war it was known as "Little Munich".
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A Czech beehive.
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True story: I saw this display, thought they were actual museum employees working on a display and walked on to the next exhibit, thinking I'd do this one later iffin they had finished by then. It goes without saying that I'm an eejit.
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A properly aryan looking doll looks out from the upper floor of the Norwegian house.
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The inside of the Norwegian house. Wonder, snot and maybe a few tears of homesickness escaped.
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They also had a closed off area with lots of butterflies in.
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When in doubt, throw in a couple of dinosaurs.
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Display of injuns dancing at a pow-wow.
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They had several areas for kids; this was a room where you could play scientist. As I've stated before, I think this is a wonderful thing about US museums and I believe we have something to learn from them in Norwegian museums.
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Some of the loot from the candy store. I am munching on the butterscotch as I write this.
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Monday, July 9, 2012

On the road

The rest of Saturday was a mad drive up through Michigan and down through Wisconsin. It was filled with agonizing traffic jams, bad gas station food and pretty scenery. I crossed the Mackinac bridge from Lower to Upper Michigan (fucker cost me 4 bucks) and drove on narrow state routes before finally hitting Green Bay around 7:30 pm. Actually, it was 8:30, cuz Wisconsin is on Central time while Michigan is on Eastern. Trust me, the inconsistency of American time zones is enough to make a grown man cry.

Anyways, here are my pics from the road.

Dude, your name is GAYLORD. *pointing and laughing*
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From Mackinac bridge, aka The Big Mac (I kidd you not). Dat be Lake Huron out der.
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Lake Michigan. No, you can't see the opposite shore. These lakes are fuckin HUGE.
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Mackinac Bridge from a viewpoint on the Upper Peninsula (or UP as it's known locally).
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There were lots of people utilizing the beaches on UP. I saw people bathing, kayaking, canoing, etc. The views were magnificent. Not sure I'd want to live here in the winter, though.
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From a scenic viewpoint on the lower peninsula.
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There were tons of stands along the way in Michigan, where they sold "washed sweet cherries". I bought this bag for 7 dollars and ate half of it. Yum, yum, yum!
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A busy day

I'm sorry for being tardy with my posts, but some days I'm on the road for the whole day and other times the internet connections of the various Motel 6's are extremely poor. Saturday was one of the days that combined these two factors.

I started out, bright and early, in Grand Rapids with a trip to the Presidential Museum of one Leslie Lynch King. Never heard of him? He's better known as Gerald Ford, the only president never to have been elected to either the presidency or the vice presidency. His mother left his biological father just a couple of weeks after he was born and married his stepfather when he was two. Gerald didn't learn the truth about his origins until he was 17.

A talented athlete, he got his education first at the University of Michigan and then at Yale. He served in the Pacific during the war and returned to Grand Rapids a hero. More importantly, the war had changed his view of foreign policy; he had gone from an isolationist to an internationalist. In the 1948 Congressional election, he ousted an incumbent Republican and went on hold the seat from 1949 till he became vice president.

The museum itself was quite good I thought. It gives you a clear and concise story of the man and his times, with the whole sordid Watergate story as a bitter contrast to Ford's own personal integrity. Lots and lots of interesting near history there for yanks and wannabes like yours truly to peruse.

His wife Betty also became famous. Though I looked for it, I could not find a single mention of her alcoholism and the subsequent founding of the Betty Ford Clinic, but her fight with breast cancer is given much space. They are both buried in the museum grounds.

All pics here.

Ze prezidential muzeum.
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Bronze statue of Ford.
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Replica of the Oval office as it looked during Ford's presidency.
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Real stuff that was used during the Watergate break-in.
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The actual ladder from the US Embassy in Saigon, whence the helicopter took off in April '75. I'm sure y'all are familiar with the pic. Maybe you're not so familiar with Ford's hard labor on behalf of the local allies of the US; he was instrumental in giving tens upon tens of thousands of 'em asylum in the US.
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My answer: I sure as hell hope so!
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The gravesite.
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Quote of the Day

As a manager the important thing is not what happens when you are there, but what happens when you are not there.
- Ken Blanchard

Sunday, July 8, 2012

Quote of the Day

I do understand what love is, and that is one of the reasons I can never again be a Christian. Love is not self denial. Love is not blood and suffering. Love is not murdering your son to appease your own vanity. Love is not hatred or wrath, consigning billions of people to eternal torture because they have offended your ego or disobeyed your rules.
- Dan Barker

Saturday, July 7, 2012

Quote of the Day

Most of the trouble in this world has been caused by folks who can't mind their own business, because they have no business of their own to mind, any more than a smallpox virus has.
- William S. Burroughs

Friday, July 6, 2012

Quote of the Day

If ye love wealth greater than liberty, the tranquility of servitude greater than the animating contest for freedom, go home from us in peace. We seek not your counsel nor your arms. Crouch down and lick the hand that feeds you and may posterity forget that ye were once our countrymen.
- Samuel Adams

Philly!

After Canada I set course for the US again, taking a small state road down to I-81 and then following various interstates down to Philadelphia. I'd never been to upstate New York before, but I must say it was a very nice area. At one point I drove close to Fort Drum, home of the 10th Mountain Division, who I've read about numerous times in several Tom Clancy novels. Yes, I'm a greedy, blood-for-oil, Pax Americana-loving, neo-colonialist warmonger. And them's my softer sides.

In the evening of the 3rd I reached my destination in New Jersey, just across the river from Philadelphia. I was promptly invited to a BBQ by my old friend and fellow libertarian Lene, a Norwegian who has lived in the US for over ten years now (allow me to stop briefly and wail with envy) and who's currently located in Philly. There were no fireworks, on account of the father in the house having lain down the law because of the drought, but we barbecued and I talked to a lot of people, and we still had a good time.

The next day I drove to Lene's apartment and we went downtown along with Cassie, a live-in friend of Lene's. I got to see the Philly subway system in all its glory and then we walked around for hours. Partly on Cassie's recommendation we visited the Mutter Museum, which is a museum of medical curiousities and anatomical specimens in the HQ of the old medical society. Then we stuffed face at a place run by a well known chef, where I had one of the best hamburgers ever.

We then walked downtown, moi snapping pictures like a jap tourist and asking Lene about every other building. I saw City Hall and Independence Hall (from the outside) but having been there before I had no immediate need of going inside. Besides, I'm definitely going back to Philly for a more thorough exploration, it really is a grand old city.

Cassie was a new acquintance, and an interesting one. She's sort of a linguistic allrounder, and reads and to some extent speaks Norwegian, Swedish (*spits*), Hebrew and Arabic (*spits*). She also has a very wierd sense of humor, which I immediately warmed to. General banter and "your mom" jokes prevailed throughout.

Back at the apartment, I connected with a female cockatoo named Lucy, who was possibly the cuddliest bird in the known universe. I was a little apprehensive at first. I've never really liked birds that much; I guess I just have this irrational fear of getting my eyes hacked out by a rabbid flurry of feather, claws, beaks and pure evil.

Anyway, Lucy got on to my arm and then started rubbing her beak against me, then she nestled in the nook of my arm, making content litte noises. She even climbed on my neck and walked down my shoulders. It was the cutest thing. A few minutes later, when I tried to put her back on her perch, she tightened her grip on my arm and pinched my hand with her beak (she could probably have bitten my finger clean off if she wanted to). She then proceeded to jump around and squawk loudly until I picked her up again and then all was lovey-dovey once more.

All pics here.

Downtown Philly skyline.
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There's nice old buildings of all kinds downtown.
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The Mutter Museum did not allow photography, but they were true to their word.
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Many buildings have murals on them. Quite nice ones, too.
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The local Macy's is located inside the old Wannamaker building, which has a fully functional organ inside it. (The previous sentence would have had Cassie in stitches.)
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We walked past this shop for eejits. I'd love to see this guy try to call out to his lifeguard when a shark's got his leg. I'll bring the popcorn.
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Well that just sucks if you're black, no?
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Pursuit of happiness - prosciutto of happiness. Get it? Get it? This was at Bruno's, a Philly shop that has all kinds of goodies from all over the world.
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Lene and Lucy. Lene to the right (no, I never tire of those jokes).
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Yours truly, apprehensively cuddling a lovesick birdie.
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Ottawa

It's been a few days since my last proper update. This has been partially due to cranky internet access and partly due to being on the road for much of the time. As y'all remember I had a somewhat diffcult time crossing into Canada. Toronto traffic was hellish but I finally reached Ottawa in one piece.

Ottawa is a nice city, one that I will definitely come back to when I do my trip from coast to coast in Canada, sometime in the hopefully not too distant future. As a capital city it houses Parliament and a hole host of other important and interesting buildings, and it has some very nice parks, canals and architecture, none of which I managed to take photos of. Yes, I'm an eejit.

On July 1, Canada Day, I hooked up with a longtime friend who I'd never met before. Yeah, she's an old chathouse pal that I've been trading insults with on msn and later facebook for many years. She's always been on my case about coming to Canada and Ottawa was the place to be on Canada Day and yadda, yadda, yadda. So finally I obliged.

We drove around downtown, through a labyrinth of closed streets, so I got a somewhat abbreviated guided tour. Still, more than enough to make me want to explore more. The next day I was invited over to her house, where her mom she was cooking up a storm. Two friends of the family and three foreign exchange students were also there and we all stuffed face on BBQ and assorted goodies and had a good ole time around the table. Canucks are a hospitable people, much like the yanks (but oh, how they hate being compared to their southern cousins) and I look forward to seeing them again... minus the retarded border control, that is.

Why I hate modern technology

So I'm sitting in my motel room in Macedonia, Ohio. Starving. Famished. Hollowed out. Why? Because when I ordered a pizza 75 minutes ago, I made the mistake of trusting the internets. Allow me to explain.

I'd gotten a brochure for the pizza chain "Romeos" from the motel front desk and since it didn't list a place in this town, I put the hotel zip code in the pizza place's web page. It told me that "Medina" was the closest to me. I call the number for Medina, give them my address and make an order, then sit back, drooling in anticipation.

I then get a phone call from the delivery guy. He says he's at a motel 6 but they don't HAVE my room number in their building. So I give him the address again and he says he'll be right down.

Fully one hour after I made my order he calls again, somewhat desperate, enquiring as to just where the fuck I am (I'm paraphrasing for dramatic effect, he was professional throughout the whole conversation). I repeat my address for the THIRD time and this time a light bulb goes off. Turns out both the pizza place, the driver and my beloved but rapidly cooling pizza is located 45 fucking minutes away. The fucking internet page has given me the wrong fucking restaurant.

So I call Medina, get the order cancelled, chew them out over their web page and ask them which restaurant I should have called, being in Macedonia. They say Twinsburg. As soon as we end the call I walk over to the reception to confirm this new address. There, they laugh themselves silly over me having tried to get a pizza from Medina before telling me that while Twinsburg is reasonably close, they won't deliver to Macedonia. I need to call Northfield.

So that's what I've done. Now I am waiting for Northfield to deliver. I am starved, nay famished, nay hollowed out. This pizza better be fuckin' GOOD, that's all I have to say.

Thursday, July 5, 2012

Quote of the Day

The first condition for the establishment of perpetual peace is the general adoption of the principles of laissez-faire capitalism.
- Ludwig von Mises

Wednesday, July 4, 2012

Quote of the Day

Europe was created by history. America was created by philosophy.
- Margaret Thatcher

Tuesday, July 3, 2012

Quote of the Day

"Would you tell me, please, which way I ought to go from here?"
"That depends a good deal on where you want to get to," said the Cat.
- Lewis Carrol, "Alice in Wonderland"

Monday, July 2, 2012

Quote of the Day

It is better to debate a question without settling it than to settle a question without debating it.
- Joseph Joubert

Sunday, July 1, 2012

Quote of the Day

Sure, there's still war in the Balkans, but the Supreme Being of the universe seems to have become shallow and spends all his time intervening in sporting events.
- Joe Bob Briggs