Tuesday, August 16, 2016

My trip to the West Coast: The Drive to Lysebotn

The final touristy thing on my trip was a drive to Lysebotn, which at its end has a nervewracking descent of 27 hairpin turns, taking you appx. 900 meters (apx. 2,950 feet) down, from the top of a mountain to sea level. These pictures are from the drive to the descent, which also has some stunning scenery with winding, narrow roads and even effin' SNOW on the ground.

A large part of Norway is made up of big mountains and mountain massifs.
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Snow in early August. I could cry.
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These sheep looked at me with equal parts skepticism and disgust.
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They flocked around my car when I crossed the road to take pictures.
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One of the stupidest crazes of the last years is the custom of making small stone symbols by arranging them thus; it's supposed to be a symbol of peace:
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So, being a natural born warmonger and wanting to preserve the Norwegian mountains unmolested by hippies, I went berserk. Few things in life feel better than to tear down the works of retarded lefties with your own bare hands and feet.
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More from the West Coast

On my way from Stavanger I made a detour to the very scenic municipality of Frafjord. If one drives through the tunnel towards the MÃ¥nafossen waterfall (sign posted), one gets to see this; it's like a fairytale landscape:

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A waterfall:
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Snug settlement:
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Lush and beautiful in early August.
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Quote of the Day

The wisdom of the wise and the experience of the ages are perpetuated by quotations.
- Benjamin Disraeli

Monday, August 15, 2016

Quote of the Day

I have learned silence from the talkative, toleration from the intolerant, and kindness from the unkind; yet, strange, I am ungrateful to those teachers.
- Kahlil Gibran

Sunday, August 14, 2016

Mah trip to the West Coast

I made a quick trip to the west coast of Norway in the first week of August. My goal was to walk up to the famous landmark of Pulpit Rock, but it was pissing down the whole time, so I never even made an attempt. Still, the area is very scenic and lots of it reminded me of my beloved Scotland. These pictures are from the ferry place Oanes, just a few miles south of Pulpit Rock.

Looking back towards the Pulpit Rock area, which is clouded in fog & rain.
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The west coast is full of small communities like this.
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Mighty rocks shooting straight up from the ocean.
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Hilltops covered in mist.
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Dreamy.
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Quote of the Day

Zeal without knowledge is fire without light.
- Thomas Fuller

Saturday, August 13, 2016

Quote of the Day

He that never changes his opinions, never corrects his mistakes, will never be wiser on the morrow than he is today.
- Tryon Edwards

Friday, August 12, 2016

Quote of the Day

Non omnia possumus omnes.
[We are not all capable of everything.]
- Virgil

Thursday, August 11, 2016

Quote of the Day

As blushing will sometimes make a whore pass for a virtuous woman, so modesty may make a fool seem a man of sense.
- Jonathan Swift

Wednesday, August 10, 2016

Quote of the Day

In the long run we are all dead.
- John Maynard Keynes

Tuesday, August 9, 2016

My trip to Prague V

My final posting is largely from the tower of Old Town Hall. The city bought the house in 1338, but no one seems to know exactly how old it is. Much of it was destroyed by heavy fighting in 1945, but they've done a really good job of rebuilding and making everything look ancient again. You can walk or take the elevator a few floors up and then go through a ticket check, which will allow you to walk a few extra floors before you finally step out at the top and aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, sweet fuckin' jebus, it's a long way down!

Here, my brain was trying to crawl out of my ears and back to safety. I still had enough sense to point the camera and press the right button.
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I love this town.
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Even so, I just had to take a skelfie.
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Old Town Square, with the Jan Huus monument from 1915.
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The old gunpowder tower.
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Our Lady of Tyn church.
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The castle.
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Petrin Hill, with the tower to the right and the hunger wall to the left.
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The yanks seemed to have a good time, not caring one iota that I was near death from sheer, blind anxity.
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Naturally, they still needed refreshments afterwards.
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My trip to Prague IV

The last touristy thing I saw up at Prague Castle, was the so called Golden Lane, a small street made up of old houses where many of the castle's menial workers lived.

The narrow street was packed with tourists.
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Number 22 is associated with Franz Kafka, who lived here for appx. 2 years.
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Cozy.
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Super cozy.
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Not sure if this was a doll or a native.
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Kertek, the little mole, is very popular and omnipresent in the Czech Republic.
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Quote of the Day

I never make the mistake of arguing with people for whose opinions I have no respect.
- Edward Gibbon

Monday, August 8, 2016

My trip to Prague III

After the Cathedral, I went to the part of the complex known as the Old Royal Palace, which was originally built in the 12th century. It contains several spots of historical importance.

The Vladislav Hall, where the coronation of Czech kings took place. It is so big they even held jousting competitions with muthafuckin' horses in there. I apologize for the blurry pic, but flash photography was not allowed.
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From this window, outraged Protestant nobles threw three Papist fucks in 1618. This incident is known as The Second Defenestration of Prague, igniting the Thirty Year's War. Per capita it is still held by many historians to have been the bloodiest conflict in history.
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The balcony just off the Hall has some great views over the city.
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In another room off the Hall, the Czech Diet would meet. The Diet did not, as one might think, consist of meat, potatoes and cabbage, but was rather a type of proto-parliament, where representatives of the various high and mighty groups in society would meet to advise the King.
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One of the officials of the Diet held the keys to the rooms where they kept the property protocols. These were ancient documents outlining the borders for all the properties clerical and secular in the realm. The room was conveniently situated right next to the Diet, in case a property dispute came up (it often did). Again, I apologize for the blurry pics.
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As previously mentioned, the Vladislav Hall was so large they held jousting tournaments in there. The competing knights would use this entrance.
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My trip to Prague II

A little later Saturday morning, I went up to Prague castle, where, for the first time, I bought actual tickets, to see the actual inside of several of its many buildings.

Prague castle, above the lovely district of Mala Strana.
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I first entered the huge, old and very handsome (for a church) St Vitus cathedral.
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The interior.
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Hidden in one of the many glass stained windows was a picture of Emperor Palpatine as a young man.
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Outside, right next to a side entrance known as the Golden Gate, is a huge painting of the Last Judgement.
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There was also a statue of St George killing the dragon.
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The oldest part of the castle is St George's Basilica.
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My trip to Prague I

I did a week in Prague July 15-22. The trip was partially to met up with mah Houston peeps and partially plain recreation. I also went and saw some of the attractions I'd never done before, although this was my sixth visit.

The first morning I awoke freakishly early and went out to greet the city around 6PM. The astronomical clock from 1490 in Old Town Square was almost deserted at this point.
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As you can see on the tower clock, the sun is just rising and it's appx. 6:20AM.
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The wedding industry has really taken off in Prague since my last visit in 2009. And more than 90% of the couples are Asian. These people were actually out in the rather chilly morning air to get their pics done when I walked by at 6:30AM.
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In the other direction was the Charles bridge (Karluv most), almost empty of people at this early hour. It was literally two minutes from my hotel (and that was about the only good thing you could say about the hotel).
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Right next to the bridge, on the Old Town side, is this statue of Charles IV as a transvestite. Bold choice!
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I was skeptical of the Charles bridge.
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Quote of the Day

We contend that for a nation to try to tax itself into prosperity is like a man standing in a bucket and trying to lift himself up by the handle.
- Winston Churchill

Sunday, August 7, 2016

Quote of the Day

Believe in magnetism, not needles.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

Saturday, August 6, 2016

Quote of the Day

It is far harder to kill a phantom than a reality.
- Virginia Woolf

Friday, August 5, 2016

Quote of the Day

I am like any other man. All I do is supply a demand.
- Al Capone

Thursday, August 4, 2016

Quote of the Day

The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing - and then marry him.
- Cher

Wednesday, August 3, 2016

Quote of the Day

The laws of probability, so true in general, so fallacious in particular.
- Edward Gibbon

Tuesday, August 2, 2016

Quote of the Day

More men die of worry than of work, because more men worry than work.
- Robert Frost

Monday, August 1, 2016

Quote of the Day

Trust yourself
Think for yourself
Act for yourself
Speak for yourself
Be yourself.
Imitation is suicide.
- Marva Collins

Sunday, July 31, 2016

Quote of the Day

An absurd problem came to the surface: 'How could God permit that [crucifixion of Jesus Christ]!' The deranged reason of the little community found quite a frightfully absurd answer: God gave his Son for forgiveness, as a sacrifice. The sacrifice for guilt, and just in its most repugnant and barbarous form - the sacrifice of the innocent for the sins of the guilty! What horrifying heathenism!
- Friedrich Nietzsche

Saturday, July 30, 2016

Quote of the Day

An occasional lucky guess as to what makes a wife tick is the best a man can hope for, Even then, no sooner has he learned how to cope with the tick than she tocks.
- Ogden Nash

Friday, July 29, 2016

Quote of the Day

The death of democracy is not likely to be an assassination from ambush. It will be a slow extinction from apathy, indifference, and undernourishment.
- Robert Hutchins

Thursday, July 28, 2016

Quote of the Day

Democracy means that anyone can grow up to be president, and anyone who doesn't grow up can be vice president.
- Johnny Carson

Wednesday, July 27, 2016

Quote of the Day

There can be no real freedom without the freedom to fail.
- Erich Fromm

Tuesday, July 26, 2016

Quote of the Day

My grandmother's brain was dead, but her heart was still beating. It was the first time we ever had a Democrat in the family.
- Emo Phillips

Monday, July 25, 2016

Quote of the Day

Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants; it is the creed of slaves.
- William Pitt

Sunday, July 24, 2016

Quote of the Day

I die, as I have lived, a free spirit, an Anarchist, owing no allegiance to rulers, heavenly or earthly.
- Voltarine de Cleyre