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I made some mistakes in drama. I thought the drama was when the actors cried. But drama is when the audience cries.
- Frank Capra

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Anyone who can worship a trinity and insist that his religion is a monotheism can believe anything... just give him time to rationalize it.
- Robert A. Heinlein

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I have often wished I had time to cultivate modesty, but I am too busy thinking about myself.
- Edith Sidwell

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It is a popular delusion that the government wastes vast amounts of money through inefficiency and sloth. Enormous effort and elaborate planning are required to waste this much money.
P.J. O’Rourke

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It's not the men in my life that counts… it's the life in my men.
- Mae West

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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime.
- Chinese Proverb

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A man will fight harder for his interests than for his rights.
- Napoleon Bonaparte

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Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding, he sings.
- Ed Gardner

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We discover in the gospels a groundwork of vulgar ignorance, of things impossible, of superstition, fanaticism and fabrication.
- Thomas Jefferson

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If nature had been comfortable, mankind would never have invented architecture, and I prefer houses to the open air.
- Oscar Wilde

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It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong.
- Voltaire

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Happiness is good health and a bad memory.
- Ingrid Bergman

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No mind is much employed upon the present: recollection and anticipation fill up almost all our moments.
- Samuel Johnson

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Capital punishment turns the state into a murderer. But imprisonment turns the state into a gay dungeon-master.
- Emo Philips

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Life is a great big canvas, and you should throw all the paint on it you can.
- Danny Kaye

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In science, "fact" can only mean "confirmed to such a degree that it would be perverse to withhold provisional assent." I suppose that apples might start to rise tomorrow, but the possibility does not merit equal time in physics classrooms.
- Stephen J. Gould

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Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency they're going to catch you in next.
- Franklin P. Jones

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There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval.
- George Santayana

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The most powerful force in the universe is gossip.
- Dave Barry

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I prefer the wicked rather than the foolish. The wicked sometimes rest.
- Alexandre Dumas