'Tis official. According to science, I'm a fat bastard. I'm clocking in at a hefty 37,7 on the BMI, which puts me in the 98th percentile for men of my age.
Conclusion: To avoid being classified as "overweight" I should either carve off about 43kg (94,5 pounds) or grow 42cm (15,5 inches). If possible, I'll opt for the latter...
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3 comments:
And the news was?
Enh. You'll always be a bastard in my eyes, no matter what your weight...
youre not fat; you're just:
big-boned
Stocky
strong
medium-boned
temporarily water logged
tell 'em to shut their big fat pie holes...
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