The rants, musings and adventures of a carpetbombing, neo-imperialist, libertarian-conservative atheist to the far, far right of Genghis Khan
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Thursday, May 19, 2005
Surprise, surprise
Had an Electrocardiogram done this morning, and contrary to what ya'll might think it turns out I actually DO have a heart. Not only that, but apparently it's a pretty good one. I'm as surprised as you are.
2 comments:
Don't worry, sweetheart. We will have that ripped out (and thus corrected) in no time.
Surely you jest. If not you, your doctor. I simply refuse to believe you have a heart, good, bad, two sizes too small, or otherwise.
Bah!
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