Tuesday, December 30, 2008

How to make friends

Bosnian girl with marks all over her face: I was painting and I got some on me and I just can't get it off.
Me: I thought you just had the plague.

Me to five hot Brazilian babes in the hotel bar: So you're from Brazil... hey, we BEAT you guys at soccer! TWICE! Loooooooooooooooosers! (insert fingerpointing and victory dance)

1 comment:

Tine said...

Excellent.