Wednesday, January 19, 2005

Condie kicks butt

The Senate Foreign Affairs committee today voted 16-2 in favor of approving Condoleezza Rice for the post of Secretary of State. I could wax lyrical about the political and historical implications of this, but after seeing some of the images from the confirmation hearings I decided to take the low road instead (no surprise there):


ricehand
"Senator Kennedy... how many fingers am I holding up?"
(Yes, yes, I know he's not on the committee, but this pic was just too damn good to pass up)


ricemeasure
"This is your brain, Senator Kerry"


ricepinch
"And this is your brain, Senator Boxer"


riceattack
"Please don't make me hurt you, I just got a manicure..."


ricebiden
"Noooo! Don't hurt us! We'll confirm you!"


ricekerry
"Damn, she's even scarier than Teresa..."


ricefist
"You're my bitches! Yeah!"


In conclusion: Condi for prez in '08!

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

The manicure photo looks like the "tiger claw" move from Rumsfeld.

Rumsfeld: You learn fast young padawan

Rice: Have to, your job is next!

-Monster Kabasue (www.kabasue.com/blog)

Special Sauce said...

I still say she looks like one of those bobble-head shar-peis you see in the backs of cars.

*sigh*

At least Barbara Boxer had balls. Kerry just was permitted to remove his from the safe deposit box where they had been stored during his campaign.

Anonymous said...

Tee hee! Too funny!
~reading back to read more~

missing you, silly boy...

Albertine

Anonymous said...

reading back to read more?

Yeah, I need sleep...

'going back to read more'
~kicking the mistake picker upper~

Anonymous said...

Condi=my hero <3 <3 <3 <3 <3