Friday, June 13, 2014

Otta

Having made my way down from the mountains, I had to admit one thing: I had no fucking clue where I was. So I stopped at a gas station to buy a map and to stuff face on ice cream. Mmmmmmm, ice cream.

I looked at the map and quickly made the decision to drive towards Otta, whence I could go south to Lillehammer and then over the local mountain to Dokka. So here are my pictures from the lovely Otta. Well, to be precise, from the hills above Otta; the village itself sucks ass and is nothing to take pictures of.

At Otta the river by the same name meets the river Gudbrandsdalslågen.
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I had taken a little detour towards Rondane National Park. The roads were swingy up here.
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But the views were so nice.
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Thursday, June 12, 2014

Ridderspranget

Ridderspranget (Knight's Jump) is a ravine some miles farther on. According to legend, in the 13th century a damsel was in distress. She was supposed to be married off to Ivar, an older man who she did not like. So a knight named Sigvat decided to fetch her and run away with her. He so did, also burning and pillaging Ivar's farm and getting all his men killed in the process.

Ivar came after them, but he and his followers stopped when Sigvat took the damsel under his arm and jumped across the river Sjoa at its narrowest point. What gave them pause was not so much that the jump itself was a great physical feat, but that Sigvat proceeded to shove his trusted squire into the foaming waters, demonstrating that he could hold them off if they were inclined to follow.

The legend, like most stories of its kind is utter bullshit, as the two men didn't even live in the same time. But it's a nice place and a tourist attraction all the same.

At it's narrowest it's maybe 2-3 meters across.
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Still, being pushed down here might not end well for the pushee. (Is that even a word?)
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View downstream.
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View upstream.
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We laugh at security measures.
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Quote of the Day

Max: Who is the boss between you and mommy?
Lenny: Who is the boss? You have to ask that? I’m the boss. Mommy is only the decision maker.
- Woody Allen in "Mighty Aphrodite"

Valdresflye III

A couple of miles down the road I happened upon this extremely cozy landscape. Apparently I wasn't the first one to have thought so as there was a parking lot cleaned of snow with several cars there and some Swedes (hissss) were having their lunch.

This.
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A bit to the left.
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Furthestest to the left.
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Cute.
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There be people down there. My guess is that this was originally a "seter", meaning a kind of shepherds' hut in use only in the summer, when they would be there to protect the animals that were let out to pasture. It's still a common occurrance in Norway, although these days the farmers won't pay anyone to go stay out in the boondocks for a whole summer, when they can sit back and get cash from the government for every animal lost. Sigh. Anyway, once a seter, this is now either a home or a cabin or possible a set of cabins for hire.
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Where I was going.
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As I was pulling out of the parking lot, two really old cars came in. You can tell by the licence plates - iffin it has only have one letter, they be ooold.
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Wednesday, June 11, 2014

Valdresflye II

A little further along, the road straightened out and there was a long, straight stretch with some parking lots scattered here and there, only some of them cleared of the considerable masses of snow still in existence.

This is what it looked like in one place, but there were areas where the snow was twice this deep. I've seen pictures from earlier this spring where the snow apparently was piled something like 15-20 feet high.
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More mountains.
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Driving into a postcard.
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Close up.
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Valdresflye I

Right after Beitostølen, I began driving into the high mountain plateu known locally as "Valdresflye". There were some very purdy areas along the way. Again, I could have stopped and taken pictures just about anywhere.

This was at a place called Båtskaret (Boat Canyon).
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A little further up the road I crossed a small bridge and came upon an almost completely snowed in parking lot. The space that had been cleaned of snow allowed for maybe two cars. Perfect place to take some pics.
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Not much chance of parking here for a couple of weeks yet.
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"...and the rivers sweat from the melting hills."
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The stream was making its way down to the lake.
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As you can see, it made a fork around the big stone in the middle.
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Quote of the Day

"He's a wonderful guy and a terrific doctor. Never lost a patient. Got a couple of them pregnant, but never lost one."
- Woody Allen in "A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy"

Beitostølen

Beitostølen is one of Norway's most famous winter sports areas, with all manner of hotels, cabins, alpine centers and whatnot. There's often world cup competitions in skiing or biathlon up here and one of the resorts is owned by the national federation for the handicapped, offering the blind and the crippled some wintery fun (as if they didn't have it difficult enough already).

I made a stop just after the village with all its hubbub and maddening crowds, and stuffed face on svele with sour cream and strawberry jam in relative tranquility at a small kiosk. I had some stunning views while chomping down.

The very end of the cabins and the beginning of merciful solitude.
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Ok, there are a handful of cabins down in the highland landscape too. But my, what beautiful mountains, eh?
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I believe the goat has something to do with famous playwright Henrik Ibsen's story about Peer Gynt.
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Tuesday, June 10, 2014

The road to Beitostølen

As I reached the village of Fagernes, I had to decide between going west to Bergen (and the coast) or north towards Trondheim (inland). I opted for the latter and was rewarded with majestic views of tall, snowcapped mountains and deep, green valleys. It was like driving through a postcard and if I'd been so inclined I could probably have made a stop just about every mile of the road to capture the scenery. This is from the area between Fagernes and Beitostølen. All pics here.

I believe this lake is called Heggefjorden. I think the mountains at the back are the first beginnings of the Jotunheimen National Park. Jotunheimen literally means "home of the giants".
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A little further up in the hills I saw this very purdy scene.
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In the same spot, looking back.
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"The hills are alive... with the sound of muuuusic"
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Quote of the Day

Kleinmann: I've never paid for sex in my life.
Prostitute: You just think you haven't.
- Woody Allen in "Shadows and Fog"

Valdres

The inspiration for Sunday's drive was a trip I took a couple of weeks ago to be the external examiner at a high school in Valdres, almost an hour northwest of Dokka. The views when you come over the mountain and look down upon the valley and then the lake on the other side is stunning. So more pics will definitely come from this area.

The vegetation has already made it harder to take pics of the valley. I should have done this a month ago.
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Very pretty.
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Further along, the hillside kinda slopes a little and you get this tranquil, pleasant field. Ahhh.
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Etnedal

A few pics taken way up in the hillside over a valley called Etnedal, just a few miles northwest of Dokka. A very pretty place and one I am sure I'll be photographing more thoroughly at some later date.

It's idyllic, isn't it?
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Closer up.
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More to the south. The landscape forms in this part of Norway are largely long, narrow valleys with tall, wooded ridges.
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Monday, June 9, 2014

My surroundings

Having finally squeezed out of the Internet all the entertainment I could stand, I decided to spend yesterday driving a bit around, just taking in the local sights. Prior to getting a teaching job up here at Dokka, I hadn't really been to the area in around 30+ years. I have some vague memories of a childhood car trip with the parental units, but that's all.

So I first set out for the field of rock carvings some locals had told me about which were just west of town (I use the term town liberally). I never got to see the carvings because the area leading to them was flooded, but I got some purdy photos of the waterfall immediately to the south of them, called Møllerstufossen (Miller's cabin falls).

I'll make a second attempt when things have dried up in July, I pwomise.
You can view all the pics here.

There are some tables and the area looks perfect for a picnic. Iffin you have someone to go there with. *wipes away a silent tear*
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Purdy flowers. I believe the blue ones are known as Common Hepatica or pennyworth in English, while the yellow ones are a type of buttercups. Really, my knowledge of flora and fauna is atrocious.
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Dramatic crashing of water against a rock.
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View downstream. The river, called Etna, is really a very handsome body of water.
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View upstream.
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Quote of the Day

Ariel: How's your marriage?
Andrew: My marriage is fine.
Ariel: Ya?...
Andrew: It's not working but it's fine.
- Woody Allen in "A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy

Sunday, June 8, 2014

Quote of the Day

Religion is something left over from the infancy of our intelligence; it will fade away as we adopt reason and science as our guidelines.
- Bertrand Russell

Saturday, June 7, 2014

Quote of the Day

A sense of duty is useful in work, but offensive in personal relations. People wish to be liked, not to be endured with patient resignation.
- Bertrand Russel

Friday, June 6, 2014

Quote of the Day

Men are born ignorant, not stupid; they are made stupid by education.
- Bertrand Russell

Thursday, June 5, 2014

Quote of the Day

If we were all given by magic the power to read each other's thoughts, I suppose the first effect would be to dissolve all friendships.
- Bertrand Russell

Wednesday, June 4, 2014

Quote of the Day

Much that passes as idealism is disguised hatred or disguised love of power.
- Bertrand Russel

Tuesday, June 3, 2014

Quote of the Day

Every man, wherever he goes, is encompassed by a cloud of comforting convictions, which move with him like flies on a summer day.
- Bertrand Russel

Monday, June 2, 2014

Quote of the Day

When people begin to philosophize they seem to think it necessary to make themselves artificially stupid.
- Bertrand Russell

Sunday, June 1, 2014

Quote of the Day

If you don’t think that logic is a good method for determining what to believe, make an attempt to convince me of that without using logic. No one has even bothered to try yet.
- Brett Lemoine

Saturday, May 31, 2014

Quote of the Day

Programming is like sex; one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.
- Michael Sinz

Friday, May 30, 2014

Quote of the Day

Wise men profit more from fools than fools from wise men; for the wise men shun the mistakes of fools, but fools do not imitate the successes of the wise.
- Cato the Elder

Thursday, May 29, 2014

Quote of the Day

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
- Albert Einstein

Wednesday, May 28, 2014

Quote of the Day

It is a characteristic of the human mind to hate the man one has injured.
- Tacitus

Tuesday, May 27, 2014

Quote of the Day

The love of liberty is the love of others; the love of power is the love of ourselves.
- William Hazlitt

Monday, May 26, 2014

Quote of the Day

Modesty is a vastly overrated virtue.
- John Kenneth Galbraith

Sunday, May 25, 2014

Quote of the Day

I give money for church organs in the hope the organ music will distract the congregation’s attention from the rest of the service.
- Andrew Carnegie

Saturday, May 24, 2014

Quote of the Day

Football is not a contact sport, it's a collision sport - dancing is a contact sport.
- Vince Lombardi

Friday, May 23, 2014

Quote of the Day

Love conquers all - except poverty and tooth ache.
- Mae West

Thursday, May 22, 2014

Quote of the Day

I cannot keep from talking, even at the risk of being instructive.
- Mark Twain

Wednesday, May 21, 2014

Quote of the Day

Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease.
- Bill Maher

Tuesday, May 20, 2014

Quote of the Day

Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.
- Thomas Alva Edison

Monday, May 19, 2014

Quote of the Day

You don't have to think too hard when you talk to teachers.
- J. D. Salinger

Sunday, May 18, 2014

Quote of the Day

Miracles arise from our ignorance of nature, not from nature itself.
- Michel De Montaigne

Saturday, May 17, 2014

Quote of the Day

Insanity in individuals is something rare - but in groups, parties, nations and epochs, it is the rule.
- Friedrich Nietzsche

Friday, May 16, 2014

Quote of the Day

If I want your opinion, I'll give it to you.
- Sam Goldwyn

Thursday, May 15, 2014

Quote of the Day

There is always room at the top.
- Daniel Webster

Wednesday, May 14, 2014

Quote of the Day

He who is firmly seated in authority soon learns to think security, and not progress, the highest lesson of statecraft.
- James Russell Lowell

Tuesday, May 13, 2014

Quote if the Day

You don't have to suffer to be a poet; adolescence is enough suffering for anyone.
- John Ciardi

Monday, May 12, 2014

Quote if the Day

A man of genius has been seldom ruined but by himself.
- Samuel Johnson

Sunday, May 11, 2014

Quote of the Day

I took the repeal of the Corn Laws as light amusement compared with the difficult task of inducing the priests of all denominations to agree to suffer the people to be educated.
- Richard Cobden

Saturday, May 10, 2014

Quote of the Day

My only hobby is laziness, which naturally rules out all others.
- Granni Nazzano

Friday, May 9, 2014

Quote of the Day

Everything I did in my life that was worthwhile, I caught hell for.
- Earl Warren

Thursday, May 8, 2014

Quote of the Day

As long as war is regarded as wicked, it will always have fascination. When it is looked upon as vulgar, it will cease to be popular.
- Oscar Wilde

Wednesday, May 7, 2014

Quote of the Day

Morality is always the product of terror; its chains and strait-waistcoats are fashioned by those who dare not trust others, because they dare not trust themselves, to walk in liberty.
- Aldous Huxley

Tuesday, May 6, 2014

Quote of the Day

I respect those who resist me, but I cannot tolerate them.
- Charles de Gaulle

Monday, May 5, 2014

Quote of the Day

The whole world seems to live under the banner: ‘Freedom is wonderful - but only for me.’
- Isaac Asimov

Sunday, May 4, 2014

Quote of the Day

Religion is all bunk.
- Thomas Alva Edison

Saturday, May 3, 2014

Quote of the Day

Never lick a steak knife.
- Dave Barry

Friday, May 2, 2014

Quote of the Day

Do not confuse motion and progress. A rocking horse keeps moving but does not make any progress.
- Alfred Montapert

Thursday, May 1, 2014

Quote of the Day

A society that robs an individual of the product of his effort….is not strictly speaking a society, but a mob held together by institutionalized gang violence.
- Ayn Rand

Wednesday, April 30, 2014

Quote of the Day

When in doubt, use brute force.
- Ken Thompson

Tuesday, April 29, 2014

Quote of the Day

If all the women in the world were laid end to end, I wouldn’t be a bit surprised.
- Dorothy Parker

Monday, April 28, 2014

Quote of the Day

Our task is not to fix the blame for the past, but to fix the course for the future.
- John F. Kennedy

Sunday, April 27, 2014

Quote of the Day

Sunday school: A prison in which children do penance for the evil conscience of their parents.
- H. L. Mencken

Saturday, April 26, 2014

Quote of the Day

Parents were invented to make children happy by giving them something to ignore.
- Ogden Nash

Friday, April 25, 2014

Quote of the Day

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son of a bitch.
- Jack Nicholson

Thursday, April 24, 2014

Quote of the Day

The misery of a child is interesting to a mother, the misery of a young man is interesting to a young woman, the misery of an old man is interesting to nobody.
- Eric Hoffer

Wednesday, April 23, 2014

Quote of the Day

All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy.
- Oscar Wilde

Tuesday, April 22, 2014

Quote of the Day

The father is always a Republican toward his son, and his mother's always a Democrat.
- Robert Frost

Monday, April 21, 2014

Quote of the Day

Since I became motherless on Sunday, this week will be devoted to quotes about mothers and/or parenting.

His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.
- Mae West

Sunday, April 20, 2014

Quote of the Day

The most detestable wickedness, the most horrid cruelties, and the greatest miseries that have afflicted the human race have had their origin in this thing called revelation, or revealed religion. It has been the most destructive to the peace of man since man began to exist.
- Thomas Paine

Saturday, April 19, 2014

Quote of the Day

I almost shudder at the thought of alluding to the most fatal example of the abuses of grief which the history of mankind has preserved - the Cross. Consider what calamities that engine of grief has produced!
- John Adams

Friday, April 18, 2014

Quote of the Day

The art of taxation consists in so plucking the goose as to obtain the largest amount of feathers with the least amount of hissing.
- Jean-Baptiste Colbert

Thursday, April 17, 2014

Quote of the Day

Pour water on a sportswriter - instant horseshit.
- Ted Williams, American baseball player

Wednesday, April 16, 2014

Quote of the Day

The supreme accomplishment is to blur the line between work and play.
- Arnold Joseph Toynbee

Tuesday, April 15, 2014

Quote of the Day

Courage is when you know you're licked before you begin, but you begin anyway and you see it through no matter what."
- Harper Lee (from "To Kill A Mockingbird")

Monday, April 14, 2014

Quote of the Day

Be able to be alone. Lose not the advantage of solitude, and the society of thyself.
- Thomas Browne

Sunday, April 13, 2014

Quote of the Day

There are no sects in geometry.
- Voltaire

Saturday, April 12, 2014

Quote of the Day

If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?
- Lily Tomlin

Friday, April 11, 2014

Quote of the Day

Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do.
- Jean-Paul Sartre

Thursday, April 10, 2014

Quote of the Day

It requires wisdom to understand wisdom; the music is nothing if the audience is deaf.
- Walter Lippmann

Wednesday, April 9, 2014

Quote of the Day

The individual is the central, rarest, most precious capital resource of our society.
- Peter Drucker

Tuesday, April 8, 2014

Quote of the Day

Liberty cannot be preserved without general knowledge among the people.
- John Adams

Monday, April 7, 2014

Quote of the Day

Say what bad things you want about sinful living - but it is educatiing.
Hjalmar Bergman

Sunday, April 6, 2014

Quote of the Day

Missionaries are perfect nuisances and leave every place worse than they found it.
- Charles Dickens

Saturday, April 5, 2014

Quote of the Day

One has fear in front of a goat, in back of a mule, and on every side of a fool.
- Edgar Watson Howe

Friday, April 4, 2014

Quote of the Day

A liberal is a man who is willing to spend somebody else’s money.
- Carter Glass

Thursday, April 3, 2014

Quote of the Day

A nation is just a society for hating foreigners.
- Olaf Stapledon

Wednesday, April 2, 2014

Quote of the Day

The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.
- Franklin P. Jones

Tuesday, April 1, 2014

Quote of the Day

People who cannot recognize a palpable absurdity are very much in the way of civilization.
- Agnes Repplier

Monday, March 31, 2014

Quote of the Day

Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
- Kin Hubbard

Sunday, March 30, 2014

Quote of the Day

The way to see by faith is to shut the eye of reason.
- Benjamin Franklin

Saturday, March 29, 2014

Quote of the Day

Games lubricate the body and the mind.
- Benjamin Franklin

Friday, March 28, 2014

Quote of the Day

They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety.
- Benjamin Franklin

Thursday, March 27, 2014

The Nixon Presidential Museum

My last batch of pics this time is from the Richard Nixon Presidential Library & Museum in Yorba Linda, California. Of all the presidential museums I've visited so far, this was the least interesting by far. Then again, how much positive can you say about a man who gave up Taiwan for Red China, turned the US onto permanent deficits by declaring he was a Keynesian and finally had to resign the presidency on account of being too fucking stupid to keep it (my take on the Watergate scandal). Richard Nixon was a cunt of a man and a cunt of a politician; good riddance to him.

His birthplace is on the museum grounds, but was closed that day due to the weather. Like most southern californians they probably shit themselves every time it rains.
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Nice ride.
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The Berlin Wall.
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Quote of the Day

Remember not only to say the right thing in the right place, but far more difficult still, to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.
- Benjamin Franklin

Wednesday, March 26, 2014

Quote of the Day

In this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes.
- Benjamin Franklin