Monday, January 4, 2010

Cunting moron

We have a quick break in the program for today's staff meetings. The first half of the day is a seminar by a cunting moron named Arnt Sæther who is charging good money for spouting gibberish, telling lame jokes and generally behaving like an asshole. It's incredible how much time and money is wasted every year on stuff like this all around the country. We've got meetings and seminars and inspirational talk coming out our collective asses and it's enough to make me want to go postal.

Update: Lunch is over and were going to dept. meetings. These seminars where some cunt like Sæther talks for eons about nothing at all makes me almost homicidal. I just want to put on my brass knuckles and go to town on his face.

4 comments:

Gullstandard said...

you don't have brass knuckles ! Too technical for you. Otherwise, good points.

Ghost of Goldwater said...

Ah, but that's where you're wrong, my friend! I do have brass knuckles, with pointy edges even. Bought them in Prague and smugled them home this summer!

Gullstandard said...

Shocking ! Do you now how to start them ?

Ghost of Arnt Sæther said...

Smile though your heart is aching
Smile even though it's breaking
When there are clouds in the sky, you'll get by
If you smile through your fear and sorrow
Smile and maybe tomorrow
You'll see the sun come shining through for you