Tuesday, February 7, 2006

Once bitten, twice ugly

Ya'll probably heard of the French woman who got a partial face transplant after she was bitten by the family dog and severely disfigured. Now she's gone public with her new face. Color me cruel, but my first thought when I saw the result was "why bother?"... my second thought was "Lady... better get a lawyer, 'cause you've been had".

A quick and cruel commentary on her statements as reported by CNN:

"I now have a face like everyone else," she told reporters Monday at the hospital in Amiens in northern France where the surgery was performed.

Only if everybody else looks like something out of "Night of the living dead". Which maybe they do in France.

"A door to the future is opening."

A future in horror movies?

Her speech was heavily slurred and hard to understand...

That's called FRENCH.

...and she appeared to have difficulty moving or closing her mouth.

Duh. All women have problems closing their mouths.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Hahaha! Spot on!