Applying for jobs

I'm sure this will be a recurring theme here over the next few weeks... regular readers (both of you) will know that I quit my teaching job at the end of september. So far I have applied for the grand total of TWO new jobs - one a couple of days BEFORE I quit, as a journalist in the local newspaper; and one yesterday, at Disneyworld's EPCOT Center, where the Norwegian pavillion is seeking some new meat to throw to the tourists. My guess is that I am several years too old, several kilos too heavy and several IQ points too smart to come into consideration for the latter job, but you never know. With my luck I'll probably be put to work washing Goofy's dirty socks.