France launched a spy satellite Saturday. According to the French Defense Ministry (aka the Ministry for Retreat, Surrender and Co-operation with the Occupiers) "the satellite is to monitor possible weapons proliferation, prepare and evaluate military operations and digitally map terrain for cruise missile guidance".
MY guess is they simply want to be ready to surrender even earlier than today. Watch for a stampede out of Paris, heading south the next time Luxembourg holds a parade.
Also, check out this hilarious piece.
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
1 comment:
Ok, this was hysterical for the title alone.
HEE!
Cheese-Eating Surrender-Monkeys. I am forever referring to the Franch as thus.
And what the hell does France have to spy on anyway? Are they afraid someone might corner the market on baguettes, body odor and mime?
Fie!
Post a Comment