* There is probably a majority in the next Senate in favor of oil drilling in Alaska. Watch out, caribou! Muahahahahaaaaaaaaaa!
* The Kerry campaign: "We underestimated Swiftboat Vets". Duh. Did he really think lying - from the floor of the Senate - about a memory that you claim is seared, seared into you (his ficticious x-mas in Cambodia) would go unnoticed? Guess Senators are so used to lying, they've forgotten it's still frowned upon in polite society. Muahahahahaaaaaaaaaa!
* Murders are down 6% in the first half of 2004. Looks like it's time for me to visit the US again. Don't worry, I'll have those numbers back up within a week. Muahahahahaaaaaaaaaa!
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ya raving capitalist viking it's the celt im on my way to tie meself to a caribu
That's one caribou dead even before the construction starts then. Muahahaaaaaaaa!
oi watch it
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