Passive aggressive note

Going through the pictures from the recent trip to the US, I sometimes find little gems that didn't quite fit in any of the posts I wrote but which I still want to share with y'all (both of ya). This is a very beautiful example of the passive agressive note, which is a whole art unto itself. What this one says, in plain English, is: We've got your credit card info, so don't even THINK about stealing our stuff.