Saturday, November 19, 2011

Scalped

I got a haircut at Walmart in Farmington, NM this morning (yes, I like living on the edge). I'm almost certain the woman who cut my hair down to one millimeter (rougly 1/25th of an inch) had some injun' blood, so regardless of facts I'm just going to put this out there: I WAS SCALPED BY AN APACHE!

Scalped

2 comments:

Albertine said...

Oh my god I can't stop laughing!!! It's a Monty Python skit!
You got a haircut???? Why?
And at Walmart??? Why????
lmao lmao lmao

Ghost of Goldwater said...

The 1-millimeter all round cut is actually my preferred hairstyle... and I was a walmart anyway to buy some other stuff... and, and, and, and I saw a hair salon *sniffles*