Iffin yer in Cornwall, whatever else you do, DO NOT EAT at The Longboat in Penzance. Their lasagne is lumpy and bland, one of the two bartenders stinks of stale sweat and the other has a voice so nasal it is all I can do to keep from rearranging his nose with my bare hands.
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